NEW Hotel Cat-lifornia?? photos of construction added!

[RICHARD]

Sung to the tune of Hotel California by the Eagles....

Hotel Cat-lifornia

On a dark smoky Tuesday, I got up from my chair.
I went to feed the cats, hiding outside somewhere
Out on the patio, I saw an unnerving sight
My eyes grew larger and my heart grew big.
I knew I was in for a fight
There they were on the patio, it’s kittehs as far as I can tell
And I was thinking to myself,
this could be heaven or this could be hell!
They were startled and then ran away
Then there were meows down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the hotel Cat-lifornia
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel Cat-lifornia
Any time of year, you can find it here

Her mind is Whiskas-twisted, On me they will depend
She got a lot of pretty, pretty kittehs, that she calls friends
How they dance on the patio, sweet summer Cats.
Some dance to remember, some dance to get fat.

[carole]

Oh my god Richard i love your lyrics, really seriously they are good, and being an eagles fan i can sing along with you.

Now jokes aside you do have a real problem on your hands and i can empathise with it, better find some stress busters somewhere, because buddy you are in for some.

Take care Richard and all the best with your overstayers.

[RICHARD]

So I had called up the vet.
I need some of his time
This was before the new litter of the year two thousand and nine
And still those kitties are coming from far away
I wake up in the middle of the night,
Just to hear them say…..

Welcome to the….

Shrimp that may need peeling,
Some chikin would be some good.
The kitties say, We are all just visitors here, looking for food!

And on the patio
They gather for the kibble
They eat it with their hungry tongues
They don’t believe in just “nibble”

Last thing I remember
I was running for the door.
I had to check on the food,
In case they needed more


Relax, said the kittehs,
We appreciate the chow..
You can feed us any time you like
But , WE WANT IT NOW!

[pomtzu]

I see that you don't need the Eagles afterall............

Love it-love it-love it!!!!

[K & L]

OMG too funny and too clever!!

[RICHARD]

It was Hotel Cat-lifornia, Stray Cat Strut or Cat Scratch Fever.

[cassiesmom]

To the tune of "Stray Cat Strut" (Setzer)

Stray cat strut, I'm a yellow cat,
RICHARD's house, hey man, that's where it's at!
Get a little bit of catnip from the garden, and
Get my dinner from a very kind man.

[slick]

Wait....what's that???
Turn a little more to the left Richard....yes, that right. Ah, there it is.

SUCKER written all over your forehead.....

[kuhio98]

Sung to the tune of Hotel California by the Eagles....

Hotel Cat-lifornia

On a dark smoky Tuesday, I got up from my chair.
I went to feed the cats, hiding outside somewhere
Out on the patio, I saw an unnerving sight
My eyes grew larger and my heart grew big.
I knew I was in for a fight
There they were on the patio, it’s kittehs as far as I can tell
And I was thinking to myself,
this could be heaven or this could be hell!
They were startled and then ran away
Then there were meows down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the hotel Cat-lifornia
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel Cat-lifornia
Any time of year, you can find it here

Her mind is Whiskas-twisted, On me they will depend
She got a lot of pretty, pretty kittehs, that she calls friends
How they dance on the patio, sweet summer Cats.
Some dance to remember, some dance to get fat.

OMG! How did I miss this? Laughing so hard I'm about to have an accident! (Would that be LSHIATHAA)?

[RICHARD]

OMG! How did I miss this? Laughing so hard I'm about to have an accident! (Would that be LSHIATHAA)?

Laughed so hard I almost......

I got that far!

[Husky_mom]

should I say firmly NO... rub your nose and take you outside?..lol

awesome condo!!.. perhaps you should start a facility.. with those accommodations you´ll get swamped with returning customers