PETA, President Obama, and a fly

[pomtzu]

You could clip it's wings

OMG - no - never!!! I cringe just thinking about such a cruel act. PETA would be all over your case -just like flies on sh-t.

[rosethecopycat]

OMG - no - never!!! I cringe just thinking about such a cruel act. PETA would be all over your case -just like flies on sh-t.

Well, you wouldn't want it to just fly away, would you?

Perhaps a 'play pen' for the fly would work.

[RICHARD]

Well, you wouldn't want it to just fly away, would you?

Perhaps a 'play pen' for the fly would work.

LOL,

A more eco friendly solution would be a Venus Fly Trap?

That way the delicate chain of nature would not be interrupted?

[pomtzu]

Well, you wouldn't want it to just fly away, would you?

Perhaps a 'play pen' for the fly would work.

Perhaps a harness and a leash. Wouldn't want to hurt it's little neck with a choke collar!



I think I must be losing it.....

[rosethecopycat]

None of these solutions really address the problem though, remember, your family fly will be with you for weeks, if not month.

We want to insure the best quality of life, exercise, a good fecal diet, interaction, love and still be a 'green solution'.
And you should have a Continued Giving plan in place, in the event your fly should outlive you.

[RICHARD]

We want to insure the best quality of life, exercise, a good fecal diet, interaction, love and still be a 'green solution'.
And you should have a Continued Giving plan in place, in the event your fly should outlive you.

Good fecal diet?

With all the bulls in Washington, he'll eat better than most of us!

[rosethecopycat]

Good fecal diet?

With all the bulls in Washington, he'll eat better than most of us!

The Continued Giving Plan can be as simple as a piece of $H*T for the fly, or you can arrange for your fly to be placed in a sanctuary, where it will be cared for the remainder of it's life.

If your fly is 'getting on' in weeks, you should consider a life insurance policy for him. Have you seen the cost of funeral/final arrangements these days, you should call Prudential Fly Insurance now!

[RICHARD]

If your fly is 'getting on' in weeks, you should consider a life insurance policy for him. Have you seen the cost of funeral/final arrangements these days, you should call Prudential Fly Insurance now!

Neptune Society, all the way.