Eating out

[caseysmom]

Have to agree with you there! I went to macaroni grill with my sister in law and right off she said "make sure our bread is fresh" I thought oh crap I'm gonna be eating spit

[RICHARD]

Rules to eat by?

1. Ask, don't order a dish that you suspect may have an offensive food/spice in it.

Personally, I will hate you until you send me a Christmas card if you embarass me when I break bread with you.

"OH, I am allergic/don't care for XXXXXXX is it in any of your dishes?
I like that! I'll eat pretty much anything, but I have rules about eating out!

Don't be a prima donna and then spit out the offending food in front of me because you are too effing stupid to lay out the rules before you get served.

"OH I TASTE XXXXXXX, EWWWW, UGHHHH." gag, spit.


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One of my pals would find anything to complain about to get a discount, coupon, freebie.....

He would go into an Italian Restaurant, then complain that the food was not like his mother's fare.


2. Figure out what they payment arrangement is before you order.

3 Tip well.