Doesn't mind sleeping in a tent. - no problem there ...
Shoots better than me. - with what - camera? Rifle? Handgun? Semi-automatic? Done.
Likes football. - no, but neither would you if you sat through the 5 years of football games I did in high school (8-12), and were wearing an itchy wool jacket at the whole time.
Likes beer. - I don't drink it, but don't mind if you do.
Likes pizza. - absolutely!
Doesn't mind waking up early. - for a good reason, like fishing, sure!
Eats Chex Mix out of the bag. - no problem, if I am not allergic to it
Probably drives a HumVee. - sorry, CRV. a HumVee - even a little one - is too wide for my driveway.
Doesn't mind dirt. - not one bit. And good dirt is better.
Doesn't mind doing a tough job. - Not a bit.

Oh, and knows a few famous people! - Yup - I know all of you! and best of all ...

I know the administrator of this board.

Alas, Richard, I am also married to him, so I is "taken!"