Thursday #300- A Toga Party!

**RICHARD** · 01-14-2009, 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by Lady's Human

We had one nut show up to formation at Ft Drum naked in -20 degree weather.....

Frost bite took the other nut?

Sounds like a Cah Lee fuh Nee Ahn!

MEdusa,

You may have to wrestle him for it!

**Lady's Human** · 01-14-2009, 09:28 PM

Worse than a cal if for nee un.

He was an Ex-ranger. Evidently they don't re-issue their brains when they get off of ranger duty!

**Cinder & Smoke** · 01-14-2009, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by Lady's Human

We had one nut show up to formation at Ft Drum naked in -20 degree weather ...
He didn't even have a toga on. Just flip-flops!

Originally Posted by RICHARD

Frost bite took the other nut?

>snikker<

**gini** · 01-14-2009, 11:14 PM

Hi guys - thought I would show my face - no costume - just a great thirst for something extra strong....................

**Lady's Human** · 01-14-2009, 11:39 PM

Extra strong? How's about a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster?

Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger.
Sprinkle Zamphuor.
Add an olive.
Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . .

"Like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick."

Thanks to Douglas Adams.

**RICHARD** · 01-14-2009, 11:46 PM

Originally Posted by Lady's Human

Extra strong? How's about a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster?

Sprinkle Zamphuor.

Wasn't Zamphuor the pan flute guy on T.V.?

I'll pour the Ginster a Ketel One shot as a backup?

**Cinder & Smoke** · 01-14-2009, 11:50 PM

Originally Posted by gini

Hi guys - just a great thirst for something extra strong....................

Originally Posted by Lady's Human

Extra strong? How's about a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster?

"Like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick."

Or, ya could just have A Shot anna Beer, and not worry where your Brains went!