No dancing on the bar. Last time I was involved in that we were banned from the place for a week!
I'll try a Trojan Horse, but just one.
Lady, No, you CANNOT have that whole bag of marshmallows.....I don't care WHAT drugs you're on.
Just make sure Orc keeps his feet on the floor and not the bar, okay?
The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
About time SOMEONE took responsibility for the theme this week!
Lady, come here.......Your dad is right, just a few!
And a TH for the man!
DONE!
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I have to toss this one out! The movie, 300 was the story about a group of Spartans, Arcadians and other men who fought a battle at Thermopylae against thousands of invaders and their leader Xerxes, that came from Persia (Modern Day Iran). Leonidas, the king of Sparta, held the Perisan army off for a while, but long enough to mess up Xerxes plan to get to Sparta and take over.
In one scene, the commanders of each army are trying to 'dog' each other out.
The Persian says to the Spartan leader, "Our arrows will blot out the sun!"
The Spartan shoots back, "Then we will fight in the shade!"
So...This week's motto is?
"We will party in the shade!"
I know, shut up and bartend!!!![]()
The only way I can wear a toga on a night like this is with lots of layers underneath it! May I have coffee, please, or decaf- whatever is brewing or I can start a pot.
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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There's always coffee brewing in here - I don't even drink the stuff, but was born and raised in a Swedish* household - to get a pot of coffee going as soon as I got up if one wasn't already put on by Ma! Love the smell of the stuff, just don't drink it but here at Thursday's there's always coffee ready.
*Mind you, we are of many nationalities and ethnicities, but as far as coffee goes, it was Swede!
I've Been Frosted
We had one nut show up to formation at Ft Drum naked in -20 degree weather.....He didn't even have a toga on. Just flip-flops!
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The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
Worse than a cal if for nee un.
He was an Ex-ranger. Evidently they don't re-issue their brains when they get off of ranger duty!![]()
The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
Hi guys - thought I would show my face - no costume - just a great thirst for something extra strong....................
Extra strong? How's about a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster?
Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger.
Sprinkle Zamphuor.
Add an olive.
Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . .
"Like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick."
Thanks to Douglas Adams.
The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
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