Most annoying thing your kitty does....

[All Creatures Great And Small]

Archy will get up on my lap when I'm at the computer, but he will not sit still. He constantly gets up, turns, lays down, gets up, turns, lays down, etc. Then he's on the keyboard, then back on my lap. I love him dearly, but this drives me crazy ("short trip" as my husband will say)................

OMG - this is EXACTLY what Dudley does!! I have a reclining office chair at the computer and I have the keyboard on my lap with my knees up. When he gets up on my lap, I move the keyboard up to my chest and try to type like that. Then he decides to lay on my chest, so I move the keyboard down to my GROIN and attempt to type that way. Fortunately I don't always need to SEE the keyboard to type. He will sometimes lay so far up my chest that he's up against my face, and I can't see the TV (or the computer monitor). He also thinks that the part of him I love best is his "under-tail eye" and shows it to me close up at every opportunity.

Sammy's annoying habit is the nighttime "humping" ritual. He's neutered but must not know it, because he will jump up on the bed off and on all night, grab a hold of the covers with his teeth, and pretend my leg is his girlfriend. It usually doesn't wake me up until and unless his back claws dig into my leg as he's positioning himself, or if, when he gets the mouthful of covers, he bites too deep and bites my leg.

[All Creatures Great And Small]

6. Lucky
- For holding my pants down so that I can not leave the bathroom

This one had me giggling for a LONG time - even while reading the "laundry list" of annoyances, I was smiling and thinking how much fun it must be at your house . Your wife and kitties are very lucky!

[Queen of Poop]

I cannot leave a bathroom door open as Diego sees it as his job to unroll the ENTIRE roll of toilet paper. He will also shread everthing in the garbage so I bought stainless, tall, lidded garbage cans. He has yet to attack the paper towel, but that's coming, he's taken a liking to getting up on the kitchen counters.

Cali wants me to believe she is starving to death, even if she's just had her supper. She sits in front of the treat box expecting me to shell out food. She will meow and put her paw out to me or roll around on the floor. Its quite the show.

[G535]

I must be living with the only perfect cat in the world, he does nothing that annoys me.

[columbine]

I must be living with the only perfect cat in the world, he does nothing that annoys me.

I guess I'm a close second, since I can't fault Smudge for weighing so much, or shedding 19 pounds of fur a day, or scratching himself to bits when his allergies flare up. (More salmon, Smudge? With just a hint of chlorpheniramine and vitamins? Of course, sweetie, you're hungry...)

Love Columbine

[jennielynn1970]

Honeybun is the one who really annoys me, and is doing it at this moment as well. He can have all the food in the world, but for some ungodly reason, whatever it is that is out, is NOT what he wants. He'll then stand in front of me, walk in front of me, walk back and forth in front of me if I'm sitting down, and just howl and howl and howl. It's like he thinks he has to have more food, a different kind of food, and it better be NOW! He howls like he hasn't eaten in weeks, and I'm starving him! If I get up to walk to the front door, or upstairs, or to the kitchen, he's right in front of me, tripping me up, and howling at me. Ugh! It's driving me nuts! If it was a cute meow, I'd probably be ok with it, but lordly he's got this low yowling kind of howl and it just sounds like he's tortured.

He knows I'll give in eventually. He knows it annoys the crap out of me and I'll want him to shut up, lol.

Like now. Ugh.

[jazzcat]

After the day I've had and the way the cats have misbehaved on top of that I don't think I should even start a list of annoying things. At this point I'm ready to put several up for adoption. Anyone interested?

[kt_luvs_kitties]

After the day I've had and the way the cats have misbehaved on top of that I don't think I should even start a list of annoying things. At this point I'm ready to put several up for adoption. Anyone interested?

I am sorry you had a bad day I have those plenty, and I get frustrated and ready to pull out my hair, and some whiskers while I am at it

As far as adoption, Wanna make a trade?

[jazzcat]

As far as adoption, Wanna make a trade?

Okay, how about three of mine for your current declawed rescue boy. I'm in love with him. Sounds like a fair trade to me.

So when do you want Rocky, Moxie and Decker to arrive? Oh, and they come with a free bag of pee pads to help them break into their new home.

[DJFyrewolf36]

My crew shares a collective annoyance of laying in the most awkward spots, especially when its dark and you cant see them! I feel bad for stepping on them but at the same time I wonder WHY they lay in the foot path.

[GILL]

It's their job to guard the footpath. Adding too the list from before. LB is the one that likes to dig for China; she can empty the litter box faster than you can fill it. Bart does the same thing but not with a lot of digging, his paws are like steam shovels, one swipe and half the box is gone. Mit's, Peak, Chessie, and Lenny are ether bed launchers. Ether onto us, usually aiming for the stomach or groin, or launching off same. Or how about the 4am wake up call by Lenny making bread and a purr that you can hear for three blocks. He’s deaf!

You that with 12 there is a hairball or some they just ate, just waiting at any given moment.
Or a disagreement about parking space and/or right of way.