Well I think I need a list:
1. Bart – For sitting on my lap when it's hot.
- Making bread with his hind nails causing right leg puncture.
- Getting excited and ringing my nee with puncture holes.
2. Mits - pouncing on my lap with perfect aim.
- Jumping off lap, using stomach for launch pad.
- Tickling my face to wake me for loving at 1am, 2am, 3am, 4am, 5am
3. Princess - head butting and snuggling while I am trying to get dress every
Morning.
4. Peak – coming whenever any one is called.
5. Lenny – the 4am alarm clock
- The stair trip master (always at the top)
6. Lucky – for trying too steal my dinner
- For holding my pants down so that I can not leave the bathroom
- For try to escape from the TV room over the child gate 8-10 times a night.
7. Roscoe – for the perforated legs, arms, chest when climbing.
- For the perforated heel, when he attacks from under the chair.
8. Bailey – For making sure that every one knows that he is the GRUPPY OLD MAN
9. Boots – For making sure that all our cloths are hung properly in the closet.
-for make sure the old or out style are shreded.
10. Sweety – for keeping my side of the bed warm even on the hottest days
11. Chessie – (my wife’s lover) for canceling my love life.
12. LB – for just being so cute and making sure that the litter is all over the floor.
I just have to sleep when I can, keep a good supply of band-aids, and watch my step.
If I stop to think about it there are many more for each and all. I can not see living with out them