Well, nothing beats REAL bacon, lol, but I can handle turkey bacon if I must. I did date an Egyptian who freaked out about pork products in the house.
It wasn't till I wanted him to get lost that I would actually come home and say "YUMMMMM.... I had the BIGGEST, most AWESOME, BLT HOAGIE at WaWa today, with EXTRA BACON!" and breathe on him for effect.![]()
He'd get so pissed off with me, he'd refuse to touch me. (DUH! That was the desired goal, lol!)
I may love someone, no matter what their religion, but I've come to the conclusion that I will never give up BACON for anyone!!![]()
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