[Dear You. . .]

[shais_mom]

DEAR STACI........WHEN GOD GIVES YOU WALNUTS..........


(Sorry, I just could not resist!)


Ingredients for Walnut Cake Recipe

• ½ cup butter
• 1¾ cups flour
• 1 cup sugar
• 2¾ teaspoons baking powder
• Yolks 3 eggs
• Whites 2 eggs
• ½ cup milk
• ¾ cup walnut meat, broken in pieces
• ½ teaspoon salt

Instructions

1. Mix ingredients in order given.
2. Bake 45 minutes in a moderate oven.
3. Cover with White Mountain Cream, crease in squares, and put one-half walnut on each square.

I'd rather crack other nuts to make him cut it down!

[Cinder & Smoke]

I'd rather crack other nuts to make him cut it down!

Did she say what I thunk she said?

Maybe we should all chip in to buy Staci a Chain Saw?

[Suki Wingy]

Dear prescription medicine,
You better work.
-me

Dear Lost Minds,
F!@K YOU! WHY don't you make an Astro Squid that's compatible with my computer. I know it worked on here for a while, but now it just crashes before it gets to the start page. Astro Squid was pretty much the only game I ever enjoyed, that and zoo tycoon, which doesn't really work well on here either.

Dear people who gave up their row 4, middle tickets to Sweeney Todd,
THANK YOU! This will be my first musical I've ever seen live, except for a high school production of Fiddler on the Roof. Living around Chicago, all the musicals go for a very minimum of $100 a seat so I always begged my mom, but we never went. I still can't believe I got row 4 Sweeney Todd tickets for $25! My dad said the cast is the off-broadway one, and may even have some understudies for the broadway performing!

[Whisk_Luva]

Dear Whisk,
I still love and miss you!
I got your ashes today, they are in a very sweet little box, I was sad to see it but happy at the same time to know you are no longer suffering.

Its been a few weeks now and I just want to wish you happy birthday, what I would give to cuddle you and kiss that soft fur.

LOTS of love,
Your owner/mum,
Ellie




Dear Newbie,
Sooo.... we meet again tomorrow ah? I cant wait to bring you home! You already have 3 online aunties and you arent even here yet!
Believe it or not I have been waiting for you for over two weeks, and I am going to be your new mum starting from tomorrow! Please be friendly to me! I will do my best to make your life as perfect as it can be.
Love,
Your future mum,
Ellie

[mustlovedogs]

Dear yucky cold,

Must you stick around? I'm about sick of ya. A headache, stuffy nose, sore throat and fever are not fun for me. So, please, go away!!

Not so much love,
-Me

[Casper]

Dear College-of-choice,

Accept me!
(please?)

-Yours Truly

[joycenalex]

Did she say what I thunk she said?

Maybe we should all chip in to buy Staci a Chain Saw?

phred, an unhappy , highly motivated woman with a chainsaw is a scary newsstory waiting to happen...but would make a great B level scary movie....

[sparks19]

Dear RSVP'ers to hannah's party

I did put MY contact information in the invitation for a reason. RSVP has my phone number and my email address. No where on the invite does it say RSVP to my MIL. If Brian hadn't suddenly remembered to tell me who let her know they were coming I would have NO idea anyone was coming. I still don't have a clear head count. Brian doesn't know if those that RSVP'd to his mom are bringing their children or not... as far as I know she can't remember either.

HELLO.... I need to know these things for food purposes among other things.

By all means... if you want to let her know you will be attending as she is coming all the way from florida and I am sure she is looking forward to seeing everyone. But Brian and I are the ones that are doing all the planning and WE NEED TO KNOW lol.

Best guess... anywhere between 18 and 30 guests... that's a big gap lol. I need my guest info to be a little more clear than that lol.

Thanks,

Party planner

[chocolatepuppy]

Dear township workers,
I cannot say on this site what I would like you to do. One week, without cable tv or my online service thanks to you. You were too busy to clean one tree off the road, the power company wouldn't fix the power until you remove it. Concerned neighbors took the tree down ( after calling you yet again and you denied knowing about the tree even though you were seen in the middle of the night putting out barrels so no one would hit the tree or powerlines the night of the storms) and then we had to wait for the power company to restore electric. Then days more for the cable company to come out! Way to go township workers.

[shais_mom]

phred, an unhappy , highly motivated woman with a chainsaw is a scary newsstory waiting to happen...but would make a great B level scary movie....

Upper Sandusky Chain Saw Massacre has a nice Ring to it!