[Dear You. . .]

[Aspen and Misty]

PS:
so until your stupid owner does something to you like trims you up. Every STICK and WALNUT I rake/pick up, is getting dumped in your yard. I hope you enjoyed the 4 wheel barrows full you got yesterday after the windstorm on Sunday. You are menace. We have 2 90+ year old men that like to walk, and your crop is a danger to them and the public.
U suck.

This has to be one of the funniest, best arguments anyone has ever had with a tree! It's amazing!

Ashley

[shais_mom]

This has to be one of the funniest, best arguments anyone has ever had with a tree! It's amazing!

Ashley

lol
I never thought I would hate something so much as much as I hate this friggin tree!

[Karen]

lol
I never thought I would hate something so much as much as I hate this friggin tree!

Can you at least set up a net under the tree - like a reverse umbrella - to catch the nuts on your side of the property, so you don't have to deal with the staining?

[shais_mom]

Can you at least set up a net under the tree - like a reverse umbrella - to catch the nuts on your side of the property, so you don't have to deal with the staining?

This HUG-GUNDO tree waaaayy over hangs the alley and my garage. After the windstorm we had on Sunday afternoon, I think the 'net' would have blown away. I don't think I'd ever seen that many walnuts that had fallen off at one time.

I normally don't mind trees, wouldn't call myself a tree hugger but I don't normally hate them either. Anyone who is a tree hugger -- if they lived in close proximity to this tree as I do, wouldn't hug this one! I'd hug any other tree but a walnut tree!

[mina'smomma]

Dear New Boss and the Committee that Hired Her:

Although I hold nothing against you I can't help but feel the committee holds something against me. I applied for the promotion with the hopes of standing a chance of getting it. Instead of hiring someone with eight years of stellar experience and firm knowledge of the job I get blasted for a non-experience person all because they have certain title to go with their name? How does that seem fair. Now on top of the current job I'm doing I also have to train my boss to do theirs. Shouldn't that have been switched around? Shouldn't the employer be training the employee? I feel so dishartened and let down that now my job doesn't even bring me the enjoyment it once use to. Instead I feel nothing but despair and anguish at having to remain here where I feel unappreciated and lonely in a place that no one understands me.

I miss you my old boss. Why did you have to leave me to the wolves?

Sadly,
Unhappy employee.

[gini]

DEAR STACI........WHEN GOD GIVES YOU WALNUTS..........


(Sorry, I just could not resist!)


Ingredients for Walnut Cake Recipe

• ½ cup butter
• 1¾ cups flour
• 1 cup sugar
• 2¾ teaspoons baking powder
• Yolks 3 eggs
• Whites 2 eggs
• ½ cup milk
• ¾ cup walnut meat, broken in pieces
• ½ teaspoon salt

Instructions

1. Mix ingredients in order given.
2. Bake 45 minutes in a moderate oven.
3. Cover with White Mountain Cream, crease in squares, and put one-half walnut on each square.

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear Butch,

YOU'RE HOME!!!!

I hope I get to see you soon.

Always,
Megan

[shais_mom]

DEAR STACI........WHEN GOD GIVES YOU WALNUTS..........


(Sorry, I just could not resist!)


Ingredients for Walnut Cake Recipe

• ½ cup butter
• 1¾ cups flour
• 1 cup sugar
• 2¾ teaspoons baking powder
• Yolks 3 eggs
• Whites 2 eggs
• ½ cup milk
• ¾ cup walnut meat, broken in pieces
• ½ teaspoon salt

Instructions

1. Mix ingredients in order given.
2. Bake 45 minutes in a moderate oven.
3. Cover with White Mountain Cream, crease in squares, and put one-half walnut on each square.

I'd rather crack other nuts to make him cut it down!