[Dear You. . .]

[shais_mom]

Dear Neighbor's **** Walnut Tree,
why can't you die?
I don't like hating something living as much as I hate you but you are a dirty filthy tree, wrecking havoc on the neighbor's yards, my yard, my car, my carpet (walking thru your walnut juices). And I still think to this day that the first time I broke my food was b/c of your 'crop'. Your owner thinks he is sitting on a gold mine, well, he might be if he actually stayed home long enough to pick up his place. Instead his house looks like he doesn't have a pot to pee in, and he is jetting all over God's creation meeting women on the internet.
If he spent the money that he spends on plane tickets on his house his house would be gorgeous on the outside.
But no, one day you will fall and it will probably be onto my garage or car, and I will have to pay for the damages you cause b/c your dud of an owner.
In annoyance and bitterness,
neighbor

PS:
so until your stupid owner does something to you like trims you up. Every STICK and WALNUT I rake/pick up, is getting dumped in your yard. I hope you enjoyed the 4 wheel barrows full you got yesterday after the windstorm on Sunday. You are menace. We have 2 90+ year old men that like to walk, and your crop is a danger to them and the public.
U suck.

[Aspen and Misty]

PS:
so until your stupid owner does something to you like trims you up. Every STICK and WALNUT I rake/pick up, is getting dumped in your yard. I hope you enjoyed the 4 wheel barrows full you got yesterday after the windstorm on Sunday. You are menace. We have 2 90+ year old men that like to walk, and your crop is a danger to them and the public.
U suck.

This has to be one of the funniest, best arguments anyone has ever had with a tree! It's amazing!

Ashley

[shais_mom]

This has to be one of the funniest, best arguments anyone has ever had with a tree! It's amazing!

Ashley

lol
I never thought I would hate something so much as much as I hate this friggin tree!

[Karen]

lol
I never thought I would hate something so much as much as I hate this friggin tree!

Can you at least set up a net under the tree - like a reverse umbrella - to catch the nuts on your side of the property, so you don't have to deal with the staining?

[shais_mom]

Can you at least set up a net under the tree - like a reverse umbrella - to catch the nuts on your side of the property, so you don't have to deal with the staining?

This HUG-GUNDO tree waaaayy over hangs the alley and my garage. After the windstorm we had on Sunday afternoon, I think the 'net' would have blown away. I don't think I'd ever seen that many walnuts that had fallen off at one time.

I normally don't mind trees, wouldn't call myself a tree hugger but I don't normally hate them either. Anyone who is a tree hugger -- if they lived in close proximity to this tree as I do, wouldn't hug this one! I'd hug any other tree but a walnut tree!

[mina'smomma]

Dear New Boss and the Committee that Hired Her:

Although I hold nothing against you I can't help but feel the committee holds something against me. I applied for the promotion with the hopes of standing a chance of getting it. Instead of hiring someone with eight years of stellar experience and firm knowledge of the job I get blasted for a non-experience person all because they have certain title to go with their name? How does that seem fair. Now on top of the current job I'm doing I also have to train my boss to do theirs. Shouldn't that have been switched around? Shouldn't the employer be training the employee? I feel so dishartened and let down that now my job doesn't even bring me the enjoyment it once use to. Instead I feel nothing but despair and anguish at having to remain here where I feel unappreciated and lonely in a place that no one understands me.

I miss you my old boss. Why did you have to leave me to the wolves?

Sadly,
Unhappy employee.

[gini]

DEAR STACI........WHEN GOD GIVES YOU WALNUTS..........


(Sorry, I just could not resist!)


Ingredients for Walnut Cake Recipe

• ½ cup butter
• 1¾ cups flour
• 1 cup sugar
• 2¾ teaspoons baking powder
• Yolks 3 eggs
• Whites 2 eggs
• ½ cup milk
• ¾ cup walnut meat, broken in pieces
• ½ teaspoon salt

Instructions

1. Mix ingredients in order given.
2. Bake 45 minutes in a moderate oven.
3. Cover with White Mountain Cream, crease in squares, and put one-half walnut on each square.