[Dear You. . .]

[shais_mom]

dear person on another forum
if you lost your job you shouldn't be shopping and buying Louis Vuitton purses.
I know you are getting unemployment but that runs out after awhile.
I sincerely hope you do get another job soon.
And by the way.
FRIEND is spelled F-R-I-E-N-D not - fren.
good luck in your job search
me

[shais_mom]

Dear Neighbor's **** Walnut Tree,
why can't you die?
I don't like hating something living as much as I hate you but you are a dirty filthy tree, wrecking havoc on the neighbor's yards, my yard, my car, my carpet (walking thru your walnut juices). And I still think to this day that the first time I broke my food was b/c of your 'crop'. Your owner thinks he is sitting on a gold mine, well, he might be if he actually stayed home long enough to pick up his place. Instead his house looks like he doesn't have a pot to pee in, and he is jetting all over God's creation meeting women on the internet.
If he spent the money that he spends on plane tickets on his house his house would be gorgeous on the outside.
But no, one day you will fall and it will probably be onto my garage or car, and I will have to pay for the damages you cause b/c your dud of an owner.
In annoyance and bitterness,
neighbor

[Aspen and Misty]

Dear Sitka,

No one is going to hurt you anymore. Stop looking over your shoulder every 5 seconds. I hate that you stop playing and run to hide just because you heard a noise that might possibly be a person. You should know by now that Konnor, Nova or I will always protect you. We were having so much fun just a minute ago and now you are cowering under the coffee table wishing you could disappear just because my brother came downstairs, got a drink and then walked back upstairs. He didn't even come in the room we are in, he didn't even say a word but you still ran as soon as you knew he was down stairs. Will you ever be comfortable in your own home? Will you ever feel safe? Stop worrying, be a puppy, act normal. I promise to protect you.

Love,
Your mom

[shais_mom]

Dear Neighbor's **** Walnut Tree,
why can't you die?
I don't like hating something living as much as I hate you but you are a dirty filthy tree, wrecking havoc on the neighbor's yards, my yard, my car, my carpet (walking thru your walnut juices). And I still think to this day that the first time I broke my food was b/c of your 'crop'. Your owner thinks he is sitting on a gold mine, well, he might be if he actually stayed home long enough to pick up his place. Instead his house looks like he doesn't have a pot to pee in, and he is jetting all over God's creation meeting women on the internet.
If he spent the money that he spends on plane tickets on his house his house would be gorgeous on the outside.
But no, one day you will fall and it will probably be onto my garage or car, and I will have to pay for the damages you cause b/c your dud of an owner.
In annoyance and bitterness,
neighbor

PS:
so until your stupid owner does something to you like trims you up. Every STICK and WALNUT I rake/pick up, is getting dumped in your yard. I hope you enjoyed the 4 wheel barrows full you got yesterday after the windstorm on Sunday. You are menace. We have 2 90+ year old men that like to walk, and your crop is a danger to them and the public.
U suck.

[Aspen and Misty]

PS:
so until your stupid owner does something to you like trims you up. Every STICK and WALNUT I rake/pick up, is getting dumped in your yard. I hope you enjoyed the 4 wheel barrows full you got yesterday after the windstorm on Sunday. You are menace. We have 2 90+ year old men that like to walk, and your crop is a danger to them and the public.
U suck.

This has to be one of the funniest, best arguments anyone has ever had with a tree! It's amazing!

Ashley

[shais_mom]

This has to be one of the funniest, best arguments anyone has ever had with a tree! It's amazing!

Ashley

lol
I never thought I would hate something so much as much as I hate this friggin tree!

[Karen]

lol
I never thought I would hate something so much as much as I hate this friggin tree!

Can you at least set up a net under the tree - like a reverse umbrella - to catch the nuts on your side of the property, so you don't have to deal with the staining?

[shais_mom]

Can you at least set up a net under the tree - like a reverse umbrella - to catch the nuts on your side of the property, so you don't have to deal with the staining?

This HUG-GUNDO tree waaaayy over hangs the alley and my garage. After the windstorm we had on Sunday afternoon, I think the 'net' would have blown away. I don't think I'd ever seen that many walnuts that had fallen off at one time.

I normally don't mind trees, wouldn't call myself a tree hugger but I don't normally hate them either. Anyone who is a tree hugger -- if they lived in close proximity to this tree as I do, wouldn't hug this one! I'd hug any other tree but a walnut tree!