[Dear You. . .]

[shais_mom]

Dear Friend,
when are you going to wake up and see that your husband can't stand the sight of you? When are you going to wake up and see that as soon as your youngest is 18 he's already got his bags packed? The only reason he is with you is so he doesn't have to pay child support? Would you stop repeating everything he says as the Gospel truth? Get your own brain and your own thoughts for once!! He hates this place (our work) so much but I betcha he doesn't hate it when the paycheck comes in and he gets what he wants!
He's already cheated on you that you KNOW about once - when are you going to wake up?
Stop acting like some white trash person when dealing with your kids. They are YOUR kids. Act as such. You think you are so much better than your trashy neighbors well I got news for you I've heard you tell your 14 year old to "F--- Off" and guess what that is soooo white trash you couldn't get much lower.
your dad is probably rolling in his grave if he could hear the stuff coming out of your mouth.
How many times does work have to tell you that it is your job to draw patients when they come in? Stop sending them away. Why is it I have to xray people 24/7 but your boss lets you get away with murder? And then you lie to her face about how you acted and then you try to change the story to get me to see your way. Ain't gonna happen. How dare you have registration turn away a patient and then when your boss asks you about it you ask all innocent. PULLLLEASE. Your boss needs to grow some big ones and start writing you up!! When she retires, you are in for a world of hurt.
And do you really think you should have told X that her dad needed to use his brain when he came in on a holiday to have his blood drawn? HELLLLLOOOO!!! are you an idiot?! You just cost the hospital Money and a patient. We are getting our hours cut so you can turn away patients? I really wish you would go to day shift, b/c let them deal with you!
your disgruntled
"friend"

[shais_mom]

dear person on another forum
if you lost your job you shouldn't be shopping and buying Louis Vuitton purses.
I know you are getting unemployment but that runs out after awhile.
I sincerely hope you do get another job soon.
And by the way.
FRIEND is spelled F-R-I-E-N-D not - fren.
good luck in your job search
me

[shais_mom]

Dear Neighbor's **** Walnut Tree,
why can't you die?
I don't like hating something living as much as I hate you but you are a dirty filthy tree, wrecking havoc on the neighbor's yards, my yard, my car, my carpet (walking thru your walnut juices). And I still think to this day that the first time I broke my food was b/c of your 'crop'. Your owner thinks he is sitting on a gold mine, well, he might be if he actually stayed home long enough to pick up his place. Instead his house looks like he doesn't have a pot to pee in, and he is jetting all over God's creation meeting women on the internet.
If he spent the money that he spends on plane tickets on his house his house would be gorgeous on the outside.
But no, one day you will fall and it will probably be onto my garage or car, and I will have to pay for the damages you cause b/c your dud of an owner.
In annoyance and bitterness,
neighbor

[Aspen and Misty]

Dear Sitka,

No one is going to hurt you anymore. Stop looking over your shoulder every 5 seconds. I hate that you stop playing and run to hide just because you heard a noise that might possibly be a person. You should know by now that Konnor, Nova or I will always protect you. We were having so much fun just a minute ago and now you are cowering under the coffee table wishing you could disappear just because my brother came downstairs, got a drink and then walked back upstairs. He didn't even come in the room we are in, he didn't even say a word but you still ran as soon as you knew he was down stairs. Will you ever be comfortable in your own home? Will you ever feel safe? Stop worrying, be a puppy, act normal. I promise to protect you.

Love,
Your mom

[shais_mom]

Dear Neighbor's **** Walnut Tree,
why can't you die?
I don't like hating something living as much as I hate you but you are a dirty filthy tree, wrecking havoc on the neighbor's yards, my yard, my car, my carpet (walking thru your walnut juices). And I still think to this day that the first time I broke my food was b/c of your 'crop'. Your owner thinks he is sitting on a gold mine, well, he might be if he actually stayed home long enough to pick up his place. Instead his house looks like he doesn't have a pot to pee in, and he is jetting all over God's creation meeting women on the internet.
If he spent the money that he spends on plane tickets on his house his house would be gorgeous on the outside.
But no, one day you will fall and it will probably be onto my garage or car, and I will have to pay for the damages you cause b/c your dud of an owner.
In annoyance and bitterness,
neighbor

PS:
so until your stupid owner does something to you like trims you up. Every STICK and WALNUT I rake/pick up, is getting dumped in your yard. I hope you enjoyed the 4 wheel barrows full you got yesterday after the windstorm on Sunday. You are menace. We have 2 90+ year old men that like to walk, and your crop is a danger to them and the public.
U suck.

[Aspen and Misty]

PS:
so until your stupid owner does something to you like trims you up. Every STICK and WALNUT I rake/pick up, is getting dumped in your yard. I hope you enjoyed the 4 wheel barrows full you got yesterday after the windstorm on Sunday. You are menace. We have 2 90+ year old men that like to walk, and your crop is a danger to them and the public.
U suck.

This has to be one of the funniest, best arguments anyone has ever had with a tree! It's amazing!

Ashley

[shais_mom]

This has to be one of the funniest, best arguments anyone has ever had with a tree! It's amazing!

Ashley

lol
I never thought I would hate something so much as much as I hate this friggin tree!

[Karen]

lol
I never thought I would hate something so much as much as I hate this friggin tree!

Can you at least set up a net under the tree - like a reverse umbrella - to catch the nuts on your side of the property, so you don't have to deal with the staining?

[shais_mom]

Dear Friend,
when are you going to wake up and see that your husband can't stand the sight of you? When are you going to wake up and see that as soon as your youngest is 18 he's already got his bags packed? The only reason he is with you is so he doesn't have to pay child support? Would you stop repeating everything he says as the Gospel truth? Get your own brain and your own thoughts for once!! He hates this place (our work) so much but I betcha he doesn't hate it when the paycheck comes in and he gets what he wants!
He's already cheated on you that you KNOW about once - when are you going to wake up?
Stop acting like some white trash person when dealing with your kids. They are YOUR kids. Act as such. You think you are so much better than your trashy neighbors well I got news for you I've heard you tell your 14 year old to "F--- Off" and guess what that is soooo white trash you couldn't get much lower.
your dad is probably rolling in his grave if he could hear the stuff coming out of your mouth.
How many times does work have to tell you that it is your job to draw patients when they come in? Stop sending them away. Why is it I have to xray people 24/7 but your boss lets you get away with murder? And then you lie to her face about how you acted and then you try to change the story to get me to see your way. Ain't gonna happen. How dare you have registration turn away a patient and then when your boss asks you about it you ask all innocent. PULLLLEASE. Your boss needs to grow some big ones and start writing you up!! When she retires, you are in for a world of hurt.
And do you really think you should have told X that her dad needed to use his brain when he came in on a holiday to have his blood drawn? HELLLLLOOOO!!! are you an idiot?! You just cost the hospital Money and a patient. We are getting our hours cut so you can turn away patients? I really wish you would go to day shift, b/c let them deal with you!
your disgruntled
"friend"

Dear same person.
GET A BRAIN. YOUR HUSBAND IS AN IDIOT. And he's turning you into one.
That's it.

your 'friend'.

[mustlovedogs]

Dear yucky cold (again )

Didn't I tell you to leave me alone? I thought I was over you, but then you come back, twice as worse. I again have a fever. Grr!

ugh....,
-Me

[Suki Wingy]

Dear Trish,
Did you know that you were really the only person I hung out with, ever? You and Guan. Now you're both in Louisiana and I'm here alone in Iowa. You've both made new friends, joined clubs, and I haven't met anyone here yet. It took me three years to get to know anyone at highschool well enough to just hand out with, and now I feel like I'm starting over again.
Love,
Your Friend

[Casper]

Dear girl-in-my-spanish-class,

Just because you recently became a vegan doesn't mean we all want to hear you saying "iPobre animales!" every other second when we talk about food. I promise you, if you start that up again on Monday you will have the town militia at your front door. You aren't special just because you don't eat animal byproducts. I have been a vegetarian since 05, and hardly anyone knows this because I don't go around annoying people talking about it. Face it, we live in a society of meat-eaters. There is nothing wrong with that. We made our own decisions to not eat meat, but that doesn't mean we need to constantly force it on others.

Tone it down a bit.

Thanks!

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear You,

You told me today that I would never lose you.
I wish I could tell you that I love you.

Love always, even if I can't tell you,
Megan

[molucass]

Dear Alizé,

I want you to know that I am not abandoning you when we take you to be boarded tomorrow. I hope you understand that I will be back. I've talked to you about it, and I know you are a puppy, but hopefully just some how you will know. You will be there for 10 whole days, and to me that
seems like forever without you. You haven't been away from me since you were born, and get upset when I walk away from you for a second and you can't reach me.

I know you were so scared when we left you to have your surgery, and I cried almost all day without you by my side. But I knew I was doing what was best for you, and please know that this is for the best too.. If we could take you with us, you would be going. But I can't.. Please know that staying with those nice people at the vets office, it will be better than staying here at my moms house..

Please know that your momma will be thinking of you every day, and I will be calling there to talk to them to see if you are alright.

I love you my baby girl.. Please don't be sad. I promise you, lord willing, we will be back for you.

Love, Mom




We love you baby Zay.

[Karen]

Aww, I hope you are planning on leaving her with a sweatshirt or something with your scent on it to comfort her.