Quote Originally Posted by Cinder & Smoke

Death Howls out in Public!!

I USED to trim Cinder & Smokey's nails after a swim ... soft nails cut easier.
Favorite spots were the Big Lake Parks ... swim ... then sit on a picnic table
and <clip> <clip> <clip>.
Cinder was always "pretty good" and quiet; SmokeMutt was a *whiner* and a paw-puller,
but we managed without a major disturbance ... till ...

One Phine Day ~~~
Swimmin completed, we adjourned to the Lake Milton Marina & Picnic Park.
Finished off Cinder's <clippin> without any big (or noisy) problems ...
OK, Smoke, hop up - you're next ...

<clip> = *yipp*
<clip> = *YIPP*
<clip> = *YAPP*
<clip> = **YIPP**
<clip> = *YEEE-OWLLLL*
<clip> = *WHIIIINE*

It was starting to hurt my ears.
And I felt a *burning* sensation on the back of my neck ...

I Looked Up =
We'd drawn an ANGRY Mob!
Must have been 20+ UPSET Picnickers assembled in the trees - *STARING*
at the Brute Abusing his poor dog!

I **sssstammered** "I'm JUST clipping his nails ..."

<mumble> <grumble> <Where's a Ranger> <Call the Cops> <and worse>

OMG!
We left in a hurry!

NOW we <clip> nails in the relative privacy of our own Basement!

/s/ the Brute
ROFLMAO...... dotcha just love how they embarrass us....... LOL