my cell phone one is pre-made, the most I was allowed to add was my name lol my current phone hasent got an option for anything else. my home phone machine is just the pre-recorded message, my dad was always the goofy one, I cant bring muself to add anything stupid, or I feel like an idiot lol and even if my cell had an option for my own entire message I wouldent use it, I despise talking to a machine, I have an incredably difficult time even leaving messages for people.