Message machine!

[dogzr#1]

Mine is "Hello?! Oh hey! What's up? *pauses* You've reached *name* but apparently I didn't answer so please leave you're name and number and I'll get back to you as soon as possible, Thanks!"

I also like to trick people into thinking that it's actually me talking.

[Flatcoatluver]

You've reached Breanne, I'm not here so do your thing! Short and simple!

[Roxyluvsme13]

Hi, You've reached Briana's cell phone. She's not here right now, so leave a message.

I should change it to Hi you've reached Briana the pirate. She's off venturing the seven seas with Captain Jack. Naw, she's just watching Pirates of the Caribbean for the Umpteenth time. Leave a message.

[Suki Wingy]

I don't have one on my cell because no one ever calls me.

[lizbud]

I didn't record my own & so it's whatever AT&T says for voicemail.
(i've never actually heard it)

[Edwina's Secretary]

When I am recruiting for clients I call people who have sent in their resume and phone number. If the answering machine message says something like "hey dude..out surfing right now man..." (I have actually heard that...) I do not leave a message or call back.

So if you are looking for a job...or for any reason will be receiving professional calls...make sure you answering machine message sounds "grown up" and let's the caller know who they have reached.

I am also hesitant to leave a message if if I do not hear at least a first name that matches the resume.

You can always change it back once you are employed!

[Roxyluvsme13]

It's now..

You've reached Briana's cell phone at ********* I am unavailable to come to the phone right now because I'm obviously not here. I'm probably off doing some thing that has to do with pirates, so leave a message nad I'll call you back.

[Tollers-n-Dobes]

I don't have a cell but I think the house phone just has something like "You've reached the *last name*, please leave a message and we'll get back to you as soon as possible". It's something like that anyway.

[Kfamr]

Ours is whatever came with the machine. I think it says something like "Please leave a message after the tone."

[Marigold2]

My daughter changed it but it used to be this

Hello you have reached our summer home
Some are home and some are not
Please leave a message.
Remember when they first came out and everyone had music on theirs or thems from movies. One of my friends had the Three Stooges on and it sounded like Curly, YUK YUK YUK, WHY YOU..................

[Blue Dragonfly]

Mine is "you've reached the *last name* family, please leave a message after the tone." BEEP!

[lute]

Mine is pretty simple.

"Hey! Just leave me a message."

I needed something quick and I hate hearing my own voice.LOL

[cali]

my cell phone one is pre-made, the most I was allowed to add was my name lol my current phone hasent got an option for anything else. my home phone machine is just the pre-recorded message, my dad was always the goofy one, I cant bring muself to add anything stupid, or I feel like an idiot lol and even if my cell had an option for my own entire message I wouldent use it, I despise talking to a machine, I have an incredably difficult time even leaving messages for people.