I know the kind of person who would buy it, let me tell you a little story:

In high school, we did the musical South Pacific. As I was just in 9th grade, i didn't try out for any parts, but sang in the choruses, and got cast as one of two nuns, whose only job is to lead a row of girls across the stage.

Before the first night of the show, there I was, in the nun costume back stage. The female lead, Lisa, came up to me and said "Bless me, Sister!"

I said, "Lisa, I'm not even Catholic, you know that!"

She said, "I don't care, just make the hand motions and stuff, and I'll feel better!"

So I did, and she did.

I bet she'd buy the water!