Congratulations! Dieting is HARD.. Why is putting it on so much easier than taking it off? Seems unfair!

I gain 10 pounds every trip I work then I starve myself the time I am off to loose it or I would weigh 400+ pounds after 10 years of cooking out there!
10 pounds X 6 trips a year=60 pounds a year..... 10 years equals...

(Thank God I loose it, huh?)