Diego - The Persian American cat, clad in tuxedo. It is good that Diego survived his dread illness and that he has a loving friend who always takes the time to make certain his mouth opens and engulfs his food. I understand that certain bugs are especially good for the liver, so... go Diego, go! Get those bugs! Hunt them down and up. Don't let even one get away.

Diego's Little Buggy Liver Pills.

But don't eat any black widow spiders! No, no, no! Don't eat them at all. And please, avoid all tarantulas named Steve. I once knew a tarantula named Steve. We were great friends. Steve could be anywhere, now. I would hate for him to be eaten, even by Diego.

I don't think he would taste very good, either.

But then I am not Diego, who might in fact find Steve to be quite scrumptious.