"911, CAN I HELP YOU"

"AH, Yes, can you send someone out to my house?"

What seems to be the problem?

It's the neighbors.

What's going on?

I think they have snapped! The man is walking the railroad tracks yelling "LEROY" over and over. The woman is squatting in the street scraping a stick on the pavement while a cat watches her.

Whoa, WHAT'S going on out there??

I think they have flipped out....One is on the tracks and the other is in the middle of the street....

Wait, is the cat o.k.????

Yes, it seems to be the sane one of the bunch!!!!!