"Hey! When I wash down there, do I make YOU watch?"

"Yes, I'd like to stay home and play with you, too. But I have to go to work so I can keep a roof over your head and food in your bowl."

"C'mon, off the keyboard."

"What is this? Just because I'm getting myself a treat, that means you get a treat too?" (He usually does.)

And of course,

"Mmm, I love you too."

Liz