I have lots of conversations with my cats. As a matter of fact I'm talking to one or more of them all the time. Most of the time they go something like this...

You're momma's baby and I love you so much...*smooch*

Why do you always want me to pet you when I'm on the toilet?

No I'm not opening the window...It's freezing outside!

Who pooped on the floor?

Leroy why do you make me yell at you for something right before you crawl into my lap?

You are the most adorable furby in the whole world! *another smooch*

This is said night after night after night after night....
Why do you have to stick your nose in my plate? Do I stick my nose in your food when your trying to eat?