Once when my son was about three years old, I had picked him up from daycare. We were sitting on the bench in the hallway, while I tied his shoes.

One of his class mate's dad was walking down the hall to pick up his child at the same time.

Dylan says in a LOUD voice, "Mom! Frank's dad is SO FAT!" ... and of course he says this when the man is only about two feet away from us.

I whispered, "Dylan! Don't say that! You'll hurt Frank's dad's feelings!"

He replies, just as loud as before, "But Mom, he IS fat, and that's the TRUTH!"

OMG.