LMAO. Sorry to laugh, but that's the subject of our household about Ron too. We have furry blankets. We've dubbed Ron "The Pervert" because we often wake up in the night and he's "molesting" our legs. He mistakes our furry blankets and legs for something else.

We joke that he's clueless because he has a female cat right under his nose and doesn't even realize it.

He's been neutered for at least 5 years. No answer to the problem though. I'm curious to hear what others say.