Quote Originally Posted by Grace View Post
"Why do you dress like that? You look exactly like Snow White.

Where are the dwarfs - working or sleeping - or did they run off with my crazy twin. You know - she's the one with the hots for TinyTim and John Belushi
"Well ya can't blame me for looking like Snow White, it's the way my mother dresses me. She always wanted a girl you know. She even called me Sandra for the first 40 years of my life. But yes, I can see now, you do have a twin sister. I remember seeing both of you on a TV commercial. How did that jingle go ??? Something like....'Tiptoe thru the tu....tul....roses'....something like that." Wom said. He then pokes Bonny's Easter octopus, to see if it is alive. It's not. Wom continues "So Bonny, what is all of that slimy brown stuff on your boots ??? Have you been chasing cows again ??" Helen replies "Whoa.....those boots really stink Bonny"
Bonny.............

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