Lady, I'd be happy to pet you!

When I saw the title of this thread, I thought of the Steppenwolf song "Born To Be Wild".

When I was very little my great-grandparents lived near the old Santa Fe Speedway ... Rrrrrrr! Rrrrrrr! They had auto racing at Sportsman's Park outside Chicago for a few summers in the early '00s - we could hear it from my mom and dad's yard ... Rrrrrr! Rrrrrr!

So - could I have a Sam Adams, please?