2) Be thankful it's the Kat BED he "likes" - and not the KAT or Your LEG!
Ok... EWWWWWWWW! That would not be cool!

3) The Big SNIPP won't necessarily solve this "love making problem" ...
Smokey lost his "stuff" 7 years ago - and he STILL tries to sharpen his pencil
on anything that will hold still for 30 seconds!
Oh my.... My brother's dogs aren't like that either. Even the hyper little Italian Greyhound.

4) New Names?
How about "Jabber"?
And just how would I explain that one to the kiddies at school?! Although, I'm sure the boys would all be nodding and saying they have the same problem themselves....