This conversation took place in my kitchen yesterday evening:

(I had just finished scooping the litter trays).

Me: "That's so weird - all the TOOTSIE ROLLS were in one tray, and all the PEE BISCUITS were in the other one"

Family: Blank stares, followed by "What the %^&* are you talking about"

Of course I explained as DELICATELY as I could what had happened - to which my son replied "I don't know what's scarier - that you think we actually want to know which litter box they $%^& in, or that you have a COMPLETE LANGUAGE to describe it"

Hubby and son then rolled their eyes and left the room......


Am I the ONLY person here whos family thinks they are MAD???