Story teller game

[wombat2u2004]

which is very bald & accidentally drops the phone into Bonnys hand. "What do you tink you are doing sir Billy Bob?" says Bonny "WOM"!!!!!!! it was suppose to be a secret till you flapped your gator jaws". It is kind of like that Ivory Bill Woodpecker thing. I had planned to give talks, write books, sell t-shirts, caps, jewelery, & the fish Liqueur & donate all the proceeds to my favorite charity. Now I am like a fish out of water I tell yah what, I'll do & give you all ............

....a smack in the earhole for letting out my secret....and from now on, instead of referring to me as Miss Bonny, you can all call me Bozo the Clown."
"Well I must say' said Wom 'the name sort of suits you, but I have always thought you looked more like a midget version of The Joker in Batman."
"That's it !!!!' yelled Bozo the Clown 'Just because I'm pale and pallid and short and use green lipstick, you think you can call me what you want ??"
"Well' said Bill 'I thought you looked more like a very short New Guinea headhunter, and besides................

Feathered Fascinator

[GrandChester]

....a smack in the earhole for letting out my secret....and from now on, instead of referring to me as Miss Bonny, you can all call me Bozo the Clown."
"Well I must say' said Wom 'the name sort of suits you, but I have always thought you looked more like a midget version of The Joker in Batman."
"That's it !!!!' yelled Bozo the Clown 'Just because I'm pale and pallid and short and use green lipstick, you think you can call me what you want ??"
"Well' said Bill 'I thought you looked more like a very short New Guinea headhunter, and besides................

Feathered Fascinator

..."whats with all the clips and fancy braids and feathers in your hair, Bonny?" Bill asks.."You look like the Feathered Facinator"!
What do you know about fashion? asks Bonny
"Hes clueless...just look at him! laughs Wom
..."Bill, lets get a move on! I want to get my jawed beast to the museum" says Bonny.
"Bonny, can I drive this time"? asks Wom
Sure..better you than Bill..he nearly killed us all last time he drove" laughs Bonny
"Hrummph"..grumbled Bill..


The Washingon Monument

[cassiesmom]

"Hrummph," grumbled Bill. "Let's get the heck out of here. We have to get Bonny's Jawed Beast to the Smithsonian Museum of Dead Fish."

Elyse shouts, "I'm not riding in the car 3/4 of the way across the country. Take me to the airport, I'll catch a flight to Washington, D.C. I'll go to the Smithsonian and arrange for the Jawed Beast to be delivered, and then I'll go to the Washington Monument and look out at all the memorials and buildings. Would anyone like to join me?"

Mississippi River

[wombat2u2004]

"Hrummph," grumbled Bill. "Let's get the heck out of here. We have to get Bonny's Jawed Beast to the Smithsonian Museum of Dead Fish."

Elyse shouts, "I'm not riding in the car 3/4 of the way across the country. Take me to the airport, I'll catch a flight to Washington, D.C. I'll go to the Smithsonian and arrange for the Jawed Beast to be delivered, and then I'll go to the Washington Monument and look out at all the memorials and buildings. Would anyone like to join me?"

"Narp, not me.' Said Wom 'I've seen them all before, besides, I want to see the Mississippi River. Everyone here tells me it's at least 4 yards wide. Wow, big river."
"Well yahhh,' said Bill ' it's a bigger river than all of yours in Aus."
"Good God, stop bragging man !!!" Said Wom. "Now all get into the car, and we'll get going, and no smart remarks thankyou."
After a while of travelling down the road, Bonny senses something is wrong, and whispers something into Grandchesters ear. The word soon spreads to all of the passengers in the car, and they elect Bill as their spokesman.
"Errrrrr...Wom' said Bill 'I think yer drivin on the wrong side of the road"
"Bloody Hell' yells Wom 'I was wonderin why the steerin wheel is on the wrong side of the car."

Left is right

"

[GrandChester]

Bill explains..Left is RIGHT! Only not on this vehicle, Wom! My car is in the shop. "Remember the brakes went out on our last excursion"?!
"This is the mail van I borrowed from CassiesMom.
"Should we be delivering mail? asks Bonny.
"No.. says Bill, Its in semi-retirement at the moment. So we have it for as long as need be.
I guess after we get this ugly fish inducted, we could go see the Mighty Mississippi!
GrandChester chimes in.."No, Bonny & I have been there, seen that! Sorry, Wom. Admit it.. you just wanna go fishing again. I was thinking about...

Celine Dion

[cassiesmom]

I was thinking about continuing on to Las Vegas, since we are in the western U.S. already. We could see Celine Dion in concert.

Elyse says, "How about this, I'll fly to DC with the Jawed Beast, and you all can head west. This mail van I borrowed rides really rough, by the way. Let's swap it for a limousine to make your trip more comfortable. We can reconnect somewhere along the Mississippi River."

chauffeur

[GrandChester]

I was thinking about continuing on to Las Vegas, since we are in the western U.S. already. We could see Celine Dion in concert.

Elyse says, "How about this, I'll fly to DC with the Jawed Beast, and you all can head west. This mail van I borrowed rides really rough, by the way. Let's swap it for a limousine to make your trip more comfortable. We can reconnect somewhere along the Mississippi River."

chauffeur

"Thats a good idea Cassie! I woud love to see Celine in Vegas! What a mind reader you are"! GrandChester laughs.
As far as a limo...Hmmmm. We can all pull our money and make this happen!
Hey, Bill! shouts Wom, "doesn't the owner of Chauffer Unlimited owe you a big, big, favor?
"Well, I did do all that landscaping for his Penthouse Suite". Replied Bill.
Im sure he would cut us a good deal.
Meanwhile we arrive at the airport with Cassie and the Jawed Beast in her carry on.
"What the?..step aside Ma'am" says the security guard. I dont know what we are seeing on the x-ray scan of your carry on but...

shower curtain rings

[wombat2u2004]

"Thats a good idea Cassie! I woud love to see Celine in Vegas! What a mind reader you are"! GrandChester laughs.
As far as a limo...Hmmmm. We can all pull our money and make this happen!
Hey, Bill! shouts Wom, "doesn't the owner of Chauffer Unlimited owe you a big, big, favor?
"Well, I did do all that landscaping for his Penthouse Suite". Replied Bill.
Im sure he would cut us a good deal.
Meanwhile we arrive at the airport with Cassie and the Jawed Beast in her carry on.
"What the?..step aside Ma'am" says the security guard. I dont know what we are seeing on the x-ray scan of your carry on but...

.....it sure looks like a real mess in there. I think we'd better check your bag madam."
Elyse carries her bag to the inspection table and opens it up.
"Hmmmmm, what have we here ?' said the security guard 'a stethoscope. So what is this for?"
"I always have that with me' said Elyse 'because my boyfriend and I like to play doctors."
"And what else do we have here ?' continues the guard ' Some shower curtain rings, an old broken clock, a half eaten Easter egg, two pens and a stapler. What do you use all of this junk for ?"
"I told you,' said Elyse 'my boyfriend and I like to play doctors."
"And what the.....' yells the guard 'a fish !!! A dead fish in a plastic bag !! I'm sorry madam, but we can't let you on board with these...............

Weapons of Mass Destruction

[sana]

I haven't been here since a loooooooong time!
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.....it sure looks like a real mess in there. I think we'd better check your bag madam."
Elyse carries her bag to the inspection table and opens it up.
"Hmmmmm, what have we here ?' said the security guard 'a stethoscope. So what is this for?"
"I always have that with me' said Elyse 'because my boyfriend and I like to play doctors."
"And what else do we have here ?' continues the guard ' Some shower curtain rings, an old broken clock, a half eaten Easter egg, two pens and a stapler. What do you use all of this junk for ?"
"I told you,' said Elyse 'my boyfriend and I like to play doctors."
"And what the.....' yells the guard 'a fish !!! A dead fish in a plastic bag !! I'm sorry madam, but we can't let you on board with these...............

......are serious weapons of mass destruction!
Elyse worried says, "But, how? My boyfriend and I just play doctor... "
the guard replies, " Sorry ma'am, but, you could make a person deaf by plugging in the stethoscope in their ears and yelling loud from the other side, and you could kill them with the stink of the dead fish..sorry but,........

jail

[wombat2u2004]

......are serious weapons of mass destruction! Elyse worried says, "But, how? My boyfriend and I just play doctor... "
the guard replies, " Sorry ma'am, but, you could make a person deaf by plugging in the stethoscope in their ears and yelling loud from the other side, and you could kill them with the stink of the dead fish..sorry but,........

.......you'll have to go straight to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200."
"But what'll happen to the fish ?" Said Elyse.
"We've got a stray cat that lives here in the airport, we'll give him it for dinner" said the guard. With that the guard yells out "...............

Shirley the stray cat

[Bonny]

.......you'll have to go straight to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200."
"But what'll happen to the fish ?" Said Elyse.
"We've got a stray cat that lives here in the airport, we'll give him it for dinner" said the guard. With that the guard yells out "...............

Shirley the stray cat

kitty, kitty & Shirley the stray cat shows up switching her scraggly tail & licking her chops. But unbeknownst to everyone Shirley snubs her nose at the fish. Elyse immediately falls in love with the fur ball Shirley & offers to adopt Shirley & give her a good home if the guards will release her & the deal is made right there on the spot .......

Viva Las Vegas

[kokopup]

kitty, kitty & Shirley the stray cat shows up switching her scraggly tail & licking her chops. But unbeknownst to everyone Shirley snubs her nose at the fish. Elyse immediately falls in love with the fur ball Shirley & offers to adopt Shirley & give her a good home if the guards will release her & the deal is made right there on the spot .......

and at first it appears that Elyse will be able to board the plane. "But wait", said Elyse, "why am I boarding a plane to Washington with my Cat Shirley"? I should be going to Vega to hear that Great Elvis Impersonator sing Viva Las Vegas". I think this should be Bonny carrying the fish not me. Wom speaks up, I think we can all forget the flight and take the...

Chattanooga choo choo

[GrandChester]

and at first it appears that Elyse will be able to board the plane. "But wait", said Elyse, "why am I boarding a plane to Washington with my Cat Shirley"? I should be going to Vega to hear that Great Elvis Impersonator sing Viva Las Vegas". I think this should be Bonny carrying the fish not me. Wom speaks up, I think we can all forget the flight and take the...

Chattanooga choo choo

Hold your horses everyone! says Bill. I just spoke to head of security. The airport staff loves Shirley the cat and cant stand to see her go. They have agreed to drop any charges. They have also properly packed Woms Jawed Beast on ice. Hes on his way to the National Museum Of Fish!

I guess I am going to have to put my foot down! Bill said.

"With a show of hands...who wants to see Celene Dion and the Elvis Impersonator in Vegas?

Ok... its unanimous...Viva Las Vegas!

GrandChester runs over with train tickets in hand.
Whats this? asks Wom.

Tickets to board the Chattanooga ChooChoo! laughs GrandChester

Well blow me down! Does this mean what I think it means? asks Koko excitedly

Graceland

[wombat2u2004]

Hold your horses everyone! says Bill. I just spoke to head of security. The airport staff loves Shirley the cat and cant stand to see her go. They have agreed to drop any charges. They have also properly packed Woms Jawed Beast on ice. Hes on his way to the National Museum Of Fish!

I guess I am going to have to put my foot down! Bill said.

"With a show of hands...who wants to see Celene Dion and the Elvis Impersonator in Vegas?

Ok... its unanimous...Viva Las Vegas!

GrandChester runs over with train tickets in hand.
Whats this? asks Wom.

Tickets to board the Chattanooga ChooChoo! laughs GrandChester

Well blow me down! Does this mean what I think it means? asks Koko excitedly

"Relax.' said Wom 'I've just heard that the Chattanooga Choo Choo has been grounded due to greenhouse gas and global warming concerns. The only way we can reverse that is to go to Al Gore's house nextdoor to Graceland, and plead our case with him."
"So who will be our spokesperson?" Said Bonny.
"I will' said Grand Chester 'I know all about science and gasses and chemicals and stuff. Why, it was only yesterday that I was cleaning my kitchen sink with a chemical."
"Bill !!!' Said Elyse "Would you stop crying ?? We'll eventually get to Las Vegas. Would someone give him some tissues ?? I can't stand his blubbering."
"Booooooohoooooohooooo...'wailed Bill 'I wanna see Celine, I wanna see Celine, sob sob."
"Well, we'll just have to think of something else" Said Wom.

Bicycle Store

[Bonny]

"Relax.' said Wom 'I've just heard that the Chattanooga Choo Choo has been grounded due to greenhouse gas and global warming concerns. The only way we can reverse that is to go to Al Gore's house nextdoor to Graceland, and plead our case with him."
"So who will be our spokesperson?" Said Bonny.
"I will' said Grand Chester 'I know all about science and gasses and chemicals and stuff. Why, it was only yesterday that I was cleaning my kitchen sink with a chemical."
"Bill !!!' Said Elyse "Would you stop crying ?? We'll eventually get to Las Vegas. Would someone give him some tissues ?? I can't stand his blubbering."
"Booooooohoooooohooooo...'wailed Bill 'I wanna see Celine, I wanna see Celine, sob sob."
"Well, we'll just have to think of something else" Said Wom.

Bicycle Store

" Bill you are such a big cry baby" Says Bonnie. "There's a Bicycle Store I saw up the street." Said Alyse. "Why don't we head up there & buy a couple of bikes & helmets & bike to Graceland!" They have tricycles for the inexperienced, dirt bikes for the sporty, mountain bikes for the challenged, & tandem bikes for lazy chickens. "That sounds like a good idea says Bill, after he uses 3 farm hankies to blow his big red nose." " I ......


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