NEW Hotel Cat-lifornia?? photos of construction added!

**kuhio98** · 10-22-2009, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by RICHARD

Sung to the tune of Hotel California by the Eagles....

Hotel Cat-lifornia

On a dark smoky Tuesday, I got up from my chair.
I went to feed the cats, hiding outside somewhere
Out on the patio, I saw an unnerving sight
My eyes grew larger and my heart grew big.
I knew I was in for a fight
There they were on the patio, it’s kittehs as far as I can tell
And I was thinking to myself,
this could be heaven or this could be hell!
They were startled and then ran away
Then there were meows down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the hotel Cat-lifornia
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel Cat-lifornia
Any time of year, you can find it here

Her mind is Whiskas-twisted, On me they will depend
She got a lot of pretty, pretty kittehs, that she calls friends
How they dance on the patio, sweet summer Cats.
Some dance to remember, some dance to get fat.

OMG! How did I miss this? Laughing so hard I'm about to have an accident! (Would that be LSHIATHAA)?

**RICHARD** · 10-22-2009, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by kuhio98

OMG! How did I miss this? Laughing so hard I'm about to have an accident! (Would that be LSHIATHAA)?

Laughed so hard I almost......

I got that far!

**Husky_mom** · 10-22-2009, 05:49 PM

should I say firmly NO... rub your nose and take you outside?..lol

awesome condo!!.. perhaps you should start a facility.. with those accommodations you´ll get swamped with returning customers

**cassiesmom** · 10-22-2009, 09:06 PM

Come down from there, you little black and white kitteh! That is too high for a widdle one like you!

**katladyd** · 10-22-2009, 11:52 PM

Originally Posted by RICHARD

The two story cat condo with rood patio sunning area.

And nary a drop of blood shed in it's construction!

I am impressed! Your little frens are very lucky!

**catmandu** · 10-23-2009, 08:05 AM

iwish I had some carpentry skills Richard and had a way of getting the raw materials home. I could build a Found Cat Porchie Retreat so noone got cold during the Long Winter Months!

I wish I had a two story retreat like that.
Maybe my contractor neighbor can build something like that!

**Pinot's Mom** · 10-23-2009, 08:28 AM

Richard, I love the patio sunning area! Maybe the little black and white will prefer that (I know, that's the point, but you never know!) to the roof.

You're doing a great deed for those kitties!

**GILL** · 10-23-2009, 02:08 PM

Nice job. I'm sure that they will all love it.

**Medusa** · 10-23-2009, 02:11 PM

Very nice indeed, RICHARD.

**momoffuzzyfaces** · 10-23-2009, 06:38 PM

Now they will start spreading the word about their fancy digs and you'll need new additions. Soon you will have your own little kitty town!

**orangemm** · 10-24-2009, 05:35 AM

Great job, Richard! Looks like something in the high-rent district! They are going to love it.

**Pam** · 10-24-2009, 07:40 AM

Do I see a little ebay business possibility in the making?

Just be careful when you advertise "cat houses" to be very clear.

**pomtzu** · 10-24-2009, 08:03 AM

Are your neighbors aware that there's a cat house on your property???

**katladyd** · 10-24-2009, 06:05 PM

He should have a sign in his front yard, "Richard's Cat House".

**RICHARD** · 10-24-2009, 06:41 PM

hey, check this out!!!

I was looking at what to do about the sides of the 'cathouse' and came up with this idea..I was ready to throw out the cans of cat fud and came across an idea to recycle the pop tops as 'shingles' for the sides of the second story.

I took a pair of pliers and bent back the sharp points on the ends.