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  1. 02-26-2010, 10:11 PM #1
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    Naked man steals children's books - *Arrest made*

    Can't wait to get Richard's comments on this one


    http://www.annarbor.com/news/naked-m...ry-police-say/
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  2. 02-26-2010, 11:29 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grace View Post
    Can't wait to get Richard's comments on this one


    http://www.annarbor.com/news/naked-m...ry-police-say/
    Easy!

    Would you steal Green Eggs and Ham?
    "Yes I would", said the naked man!
    I would start with pelvic thrust,
    Then I run, as I must!

    Dressed in a overcoat, jeans and hat!
    A hundred sixty pounds? Was he fat?
    Would you steal Green Eggs and Ham?
    "Yes I would", said the naked man!

    He beat the cops - ran out the door.
    Picked his clothes up, off the floor.
    Armed with his loot, just what he took.
    They happened to be all children's books!

    Would you steal Green Eggs and Ham?
    "Yes I would", said the naked man!
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  3. 02-26-2010, 11:35 PM #3
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    Good one Richard. I take back what I said about you.
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  4. 02-26-2010, 11:49 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by kokopup View Post
    Good one Richard. I take back what I said about you.
    Why? You weren't lying.....
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    Good God !!!! A naked man who steals childrens books ???
    You Americans have everything......I'm so envious now !!!


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  6. 02-27-2010, 12:13 PM #6
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    Oh my goodness, I have relatives in this town. They must be thrilled with this kind of notoriety.

    Years ago a woman I know was flashed in Golden Gate park in San Francisco. She stopped and said "congratulations" and then kept on walking.

    The flasher was "deflated" with her reaction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    Easy!

    Would you steal Green Eggs and Ham?
    "Yes I would", said the naked man!
    I would start with pelvic thrust,
    Then I run, as I must!

    Dressed in a overcoat, jeans and hat!
    A hundred sixty pounds? Was he fat?
    Would you steal Green Eggs and Ham?
    "Yes I would", said the naked man!

    He beat the cops - ran out the door.
    Picked his clothes up, off the floor.
    Armed with his loot, just what he took.
    They happened to be all children's books!

    Would you steal Green Eggs and Ham?
    "Yes I would", said the naked man!
    .
    Oh Richard.......you have missed your calling so many times!!


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    Thanks Barry!
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  8. 02-27-2010, 01:08 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy and Delilah View Post
    Oh Richard.......you have missed your calling so many times!!
    What she said
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