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    Mommy, how does that man stir his coffee?

    Man arrested for being naked in his kitchen

    A US man is facing a charge of indecent exposure - after failing to get dressed before making himself a morning cup of coffee in his own kitchen.

    A passer-by spotted Eric Williamson, 29, through his kitchen window in Springfield, Virginia, at 5.30am and reported him to the police.

    Mr Williamson, a driver, from Hawaii, says none of his roommates were at home at the time, reports Fox News.

    "Yes, I wasn't wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me," he said.

    The complaint came from an unidentified woman who was walking with a seven-year-old boy at the time.

    A police spokesman said officers arrested Williamson because they believe he wanted to be seen naked by the public.

    But Mr Williamson, the father of a five-year old girl, complained: "I am a loving dad. Any of my friends and anyone knows that and there is not a chance on this planet I would ever, ever, ever do anything like that to a kid."

    Williamson faces up to a year in jail and a $2,000 fine, if convicted. He plans to fight the charge and says he may sue local police.

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    At least wear a hair net?


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    Well, at least he wasn't frying bacon
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    Quote Originally Posted by slick View Post
    Well, at least he wasn't frying bacon
    Oh yeah, What about appendeges in the chili?
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    Am I the only one wondering why the women was walking around with a 7 year old at 5:30 in the morning and how she could even have seen this guy unless she tried harder to look

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alysser View Post
    Am I the only one wondering why the women was walking around with a 7 year old at 5:30 in the morning and how she could even have seen this guy unless she tried harder to look
    I have that question myself...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alysser View Post
    Am I the only one wondering why the women was walking around with a 7 year old at 5:30 in the morning and how she could even have seen this guy unless she tried harder to look
    Very good, Alyssa!!!


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    He'd best not do any preps with hot peppers...
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    if it was dark out and the guy's light was on and his curtains open, yeah I can see how folks would be tempted to glance in, especially if he was moving around.

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    me too....
    Quote Originally Posted by DJFyrewolf36 View Post
    I have that question myself...

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    Quote Originally Posted by slick View Post
    well, at least he wasn't frying bacon :d:d
    rotfl!



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    ugh... so not right. He's in his own home for goodness sake.

    What about peeping Tom laws?? Can't she be accused of looking in on him??

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    I'll make sure I'm in my June Cleaver outfit, complete with pearl necklace, tomorrow morning before I make my coffee. Wouldn't want to offend the neighbors. . . .

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    good grief if you cannot do what you like in the privacy of your own home, what is the world coming to, gosh it is perfectly acceptable to have Boobs on Bikes here in the heart of downtown Auckland, not that i actually approve of it, but heck this is in the privacy of his own home, sure he should have drawn the curtains, but honestly what a waste of time, in court etc,PLEASE!!!

    If it had been me and i had witnessed this, i would have had a good darn chuckle to myself and walked on,some people just love to complain about anything
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    I know someone who has a neighbor that walks around his house naked all day and stands at his kitchen door with the door OPEN for all to see!

    I would have been laughing my butt off pointing at him every time but she just goes back in her house. Heck, I'd even ran got my camera and got a few shots of him and leave him to wonder what I was going to do with them.

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    The rest of the story is that people cut through his yard on the way to school. That how he was seen. My question is how long do she spend whatching. By the way her husband is a cop in that town.
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