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Square Pants on every Saturday morning Kid's TV watching fair in Auss. Sponge Bob is almost a national hero in the U.S. & may be running for president of the United States someday, once he quits his job grilling grabby patties & .........Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
Sarah Palin
.........generally making an idiot of himself."Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
"No.' said Wom 'Your next President of the USA will be none other than Bill.
Eat your heart out Sarah Palin. So tell us all Your Majesty Bill.....what will your first decision to be when you are moved into the White house ???"
El Presidente
The second coming of Bill will be known as His Highness William II the El Presidente of the "L". His first proclamation will be ban all Aussies from Motorsports. It is obvious that this is their national passtime so why let them come to America and take all our money back down under. Having Aussies competing in Motorsports is about as fair as 7'5" basketball players without raising the net.Quote:
.........generally making an idiot of himself."
"No.' said Wom 'Your next President of the USA will be none other than Bill.
Eat your heart out Sarah Palin. So tell us all Your Majesty Bill.....what will your first decision to be when you are moved into the White house ???"
In keeping with a 200 year tradition nothing will change in Washington. I plan to have Elyse as my Press Secretary and Bonny can pick whatever.....
Hilary Clinton
..........job she wants in the kitchen working with Condoleeza's Rice Cooker."Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
"But what about me ?' Said Wom. "Does that mean I have to give up the pushbike I ride to beat the American racing car drivers ??"
"Well' said Elyse 'you are responsible for our economy being at such a low, Wom. Taking all of that money back to Australia."
"Yeah, but' continues Wom 'Hilary Clinton gave me permission a few years back, to ride my bycycle to victory in your own Formula One races (I had to give her a kickback tho)"
"BUT Wom ' said Bonny 'you have....................
Truly great biceps
truly great biceps & that is about all you have. Maybe you should tricycle right on over to Hillary Dillarys & collect that kickback back .....Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
behind bars, big house, jail
......"What ??' Said Wom 'You refer to the Mistress Who Is Always Right as Hillary Dillary ??? I'm telling her that !!! And you will end up behind bars, big house, jail or whatever you guys over the ocean call it."Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
"Nohoohoohoo...' wailed Bonny 'please don't tell her Wom, I beg of you."
"Up off your knees, girl !!!' Said Wom 'Arise, arise, and stop grovelling at my feet."
"Yeah' said Elyse 'that is so unladylike of you Bonny."
Bonny's apology to Hilary
Lets say we go into your kitchen Hilary where peeping eyes & big hears can't hear. Bonnie returns with the kick back mo-o-o-w-la with instructions to make sure her daughter Chelsie learns to properly bake cookies because Hilary never had time to show her along with ........Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Stay At Home League of Mothers
.....what the true definition of sex is, since her father had muddied the water in that regard. Baking cookies is the number one priority of the Stay at home league of mothers. If you can't bake cookies what else do you serve with that hot coco on those cold Washington nights. Press secretary wantabe Bonny speaks up with a tone of authority. I want to make it perfectly clear that....Quote:
Lets say we go into your kitchen Hilary where peeping eyes & big hears can't hear. Bonnie returns with the kick back mo-o-o-w-la with instructions to make sure her daughter Chelsie learns to properly bake cookies because Hilary never had time to show her along with ........
Secretary Of Operational Wombat Intelligents (SOOWI )
the first batch of Chelsie's cookies are to be tested for flavor & texture by the Secretary of Operational Wombat Intelligence (SOOWI). If they aren't up to the high standards of the Stay At Home League of Mothers we will have to .....Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
Martha Stewart :eek:
.....blame Martha Stewart, for it was her recipe we used."Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Wom pops a cookie into his mouth.
"Errrrkkkk' said Wom 'Ptuuuiiiiii.....these are the worst cookies I have ever tasted. As the new SOOWI, I demand to know what flavour these cookies are."
"Waaaalllllll ' said Chelsie 'naver in ma whoooole life has anywaaan nart larked ma coooookies, and nooowww ya'all insalt ma Southern hopitaliteeeeeeeee ??
A'm telling daddy."
"Oops" Said Bonny.
"Uh oh" Said Bill.
"Whoops" Said Helen.
"I'm getting out of here" Said Elyse.
"Bugger me." Said Wom.
They all run out and jump into Bills racing car, and speed off to their safe haven in the Montana Badlands.
4 MPH
.....blame Martha Stewart, for it was her recipe we used."
Only to be met by 50 gazillion tourist which brought Bill's racing car down to a 4 MPH crawl. Bill speaks up,"The only thing I hate about trying to drive during tourist season are these %$#$%$ tourist. I would love to see some of these beautiful parks without so many %$#$%$ tourist getting in your way. Do you realize we could have walked to Glacier National Park by now. You guys need to remind me to tell you the story of my first swim in Flathead Lake. Brrr that was a stimulating dip". Just when we thought traffic was bad, a big Brown...Quote:
Wom pops a cookie into his mouth.
"Errrrkkkk' said Wom 'Ptuuuiiiiii.....these are the worst cookies I have ever tasted. As the new SOOWI, I demand to know what flavour these cookies are."
"Waaaalllllll ' said Chelsie 'naver in ma whoooole life has anywaaan nart larked ma coooookies, and nooowww ya'all insalt ma Southern hopitaliteeeeeeeee ??
A'm telling daddy."
"Oops" Said Bonny.
"Uh oh" Said Bill.
"Whoops" Said Helen.
"I'm getting out of here" Said Elyse.
"Bugger me." Said Wom.
They all run out and jump into Bills racing car, and speed off to their safe haven in the Montana Badlands.
Mass exodus
Grizzly Bear was sitting in the middle of the road munching on a tourist. Wom being the Aussie Digger is armed to the hilt & decides to take on the Girzzly, with objections from Bill, Alyse, & Bonnie who are now hiding & planning to make a Mass exodus ......Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
Grizzly Adams
Wom , Armed with a cane and a boomarang steps up behind the big grizzly and like Grizzly Adams, "Shouts Hold on Pilgrim." The bears was startled by Woms accent for one, and then turns dropping the other tourist. Seeing Woms meager presents the bear....Quote:
Grizzly Bear was sitting in the middle of the road munching on a tourist. Wom being the Aussie Digger is armed to the hilt & decides to take on the Girzzly, with objections from Bill, Alyse, & Bonnie who are now hiding & planning to make a Mass exodus ......
Hallelujah Chorus
takes off somersaulting down the mountain side. In the mean time a bus load of the Moran Tabernacle choir sing the Hallelujah Chorus.Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
We should get going says Bill before the sunsets. Elyse says "Lets go to Flathead Lake I want to see Billy Boy do a loopidity loop into the lake". So down the ......
ROAD CLOSED UNDER CONSTRUCTION
the road they went. Luckily for them there wasn't a sign saying "ROAD CLOSED UNDER CONSTRUCTION". If there had been, then they'd all have had to get out of Bills racing car and lift it to turn around, seeing that the stearing wheel never worked. So down the road they went...faster and faster and faster.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
"You'd better slow down old mate' said Wom 'we must be going at least 100 MPH already."
"Caynt tell' said Bill 'the speedometer don't work, either does the brakes."
"Put the gearstick in reverse" yelled Bonny.
"What gearstick ??" Said Bill.
Faster and faster they went until.................
Bonny's lasso