...on the floor, rushes to the Handsome Prince Charming, and escapes with her Squirtle and the Fairytale Prince Charming
A beautiful white castle :D
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...on the floor, rushes to the Handsome Prince Charming, and escapes with her Squirtle and the Fairytale Prince Charming
A beautiful white castle :D
......one day, after many years of travelling and hitch-hiking and staying in dumpy hippie dwellings, they decided to vist Wom in his home, A beautiful white castle. Asking if they can stay for a while, Wom offers them his dingy and damp, dark dungeon, but advises them that the tortoise thingy will have to sleep in a cardboard box outside. They are very happy to accept.....then........Quote:
Originally Posted by sana
Ogre
Out form the dungeon jumps a giant Ogre with one huge eye in the front of his head and 6 small eyes in the back of his head.Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Cheeseburgers
Wom's talented cook & servant the Ogre cooks up some kangaroo cheese burgers on the bar bee & services some Coor's to the hungry guests who...Quote:
Originally Posted by happylabs
barf! :eek:
..look at the food and barf it out, runs to take Squirtle and escape to their real White Charming (as the prince) castle :p.. on their way..
trapped fox
Sana
..to the castle they encounter a Trapped fox right in the middle of the path leading to the castle. The fox pleads with Sana to have mercy on .....Quote:
..look at the food and barf it out, runs to take Squirtle and escape to their real White Charming (as the prince) castle .. on their way..
trapped fox
battle cry
...her and help her out, Saana says, "Why are you pleading I would of course help you!" As she opes the trap, the fox lets out a battle cry and then...
thanks
Sana
.the fox grabs Sana, and chuckled " I out foxed you little girl. Thanks to my slyness I catch tasty morsel like....Quote:
..her and help her out, Saana says, "Why are you pleading I would of course help you!" As she opes the trap, the fox lets out a battle cry and then...
purple
_
the fox grabs Sana, and chuckled " I out foxed you little girl. Thanks to my slyness I catch tasty morsels like....
these delicious purple plums someone brought to the PT Barbecue! But because you opened the trap for me, I'll let you go. Are there any mice being served at this barbecue?"
"Goodness, no," answers Sana. "Humans don't eat mice; in fact, there are some in this group who keep them as pets! Instead, may I offer you some delicious..."
backpack
"Goodness, no," answers Sana. "Humans don't eat mice; in fact, there are some in this group who keep them as pets! Instead, may I offer you some delicious..."
...sandwiches from my backpack. You can have some of them.
Because of Sana's generosity and helpfulness, the Fox says," Why, thank you Sana that is so nice of you. I guess I'll be on my merry way them, Taa taa then, good bye!" :)
And Sana and Prince Charming went on the other direction of to their own castle. There at...
teatime
......the centre of the Sahara desert their castle was located. But arriving there about teatime, they found that their castle had been buried deeply under the sand. Handing Sana a shovel, Prince Charming said......."please dig", and then he sat down and..........Quote:
Originally Posted by sana
Tutankhamen
......the centre of the Sahara desert their castle was located. But arriving there about teatime, they found that their castle had been buried deeply under the sand. Handing Sana a shovel, Prince Charming said......."please dig", and then he sat down and acted all like Tutankhamen..suddenly the Prince awoke from his sleep and found himself lying in his royal bed in the City of Pleasantville in his and her princess's beautiful white castle...
(Wom, my prince is nice :p )
peaceful morning
where it was a peaceful morning. The grass was emerald green, the sun was shining, the sky was a beautiful cobalt blue, the breeze was blowing softly, the flowers were blooming, the birds were tweeting, &Quote:
Originally Posted by sana
rumbling
Bonny
With out warning there came a rumbling noise from out of the west. Just as ....Quote:
where it was a peaceful morning. The grass was emerald green, the sun was shining, the sky was a beautiful cobalt blue, the breeze was blowing softly, the flowers were blooming, the birds were tweeting, &
donuts
..the Prince Charming and Princess Sana turned around to see what it was, they saw a flood of DONUTS!!!:p:D:love::love::love:
shocked
Kokopups donut machine went haywire & there were chocolate donuts, glazed donuts, donuts with chocolate frosting & white frosting with sprinkles on them, creme filled donuts & donut holes, filling up the town of Pleasantville. Everyone was shocked & then......Quote:
Originally Posted by sana
bake off
Bonny
.. word came in on the Betty Crocker Bake off just over the hill from the donut flood. It is a grim...Quote:
Kokopups donut machine went haywire & there were chocolate donuts, glazed donuts, donuts with chocolate frosting & white frosting with sprinkles on them, creme filled donuts & donut holes, filling up the town of Pleasantville. Everyone was shocked & then......
daisies
reminder that sooner or later we will all be pushing up daisies. However all that fertilizer will insure a wonderful collection of flowers.Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
quahog
Suddenly, a word popped in Princess Sana's mind, " What was a 'quahog' mean? :confused: She erased that thought from her mind and ate her 10th donut. :p
Drove back
(and I searched it up and found out what they really were, they are like seashells, right? :))
Prince Charming & Princess Sana got into their 2011 Red Mustang Convertible & drove back into the sticks looking for some quahog's & got stuck in the sand up to the axles. They were in dire straights until ....Quote:
Originally Posted by sana
unicorn
......all of a sudden, a mad lady wandered out of the forest, dressed in rainboots, old grubby overalls and a funny tophat. "You haven't seen my unicorn have you ??" She said. Sana instantly recognised the lady as Bonny. "Bonny !!! What is that on your boots ??" Sana said. "What on earth have you been stepping in ??" Bonny searched for her boot scraper in her hat and............Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Cow pie
said my my I must of stepped in a stinky cow pie climbing over that barbed wire fence where I tore the leg out of my old grubby overalls & cut my leg on the rusty barbs......Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
tetanus shot
Then I had to rush to the Emergency Room to get a tetanus shot. It had been over 10 years since my last one. Let me tell you, that little needle stung terribly - so I just . . . .Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
onion
....cried and cried and cried as if someone had peeled an onion in front of me."Quote:
Originally Posted by Grace
Wom, who had just arrived at the hospital, and seeing bonny crying, patted her on the back and said "Never mind Bonny, it's ok to cry because you are so short, here, let me lend you a pair of platform shoes, and then you'll be able to look people in the eye, and not in the belly button". To which Bonny replied........
Kneecap
Wom
..Short you say as she kicked Wom in the Kneecap. You're not all the tall yourself. You and that fuzzy little face just make me..Quote:
....cried and cried and cried as if someone had peeled an onion in front of me."
Wom, who had just arrived at the hospital, and seeing bonny crying, patted her on the back and said "Never mind Bonny, it's ok to cry because you are so short, here, let me lend you a pair of platform shoes, and then you'll be able to look people in the eye, and not in the belly button". To which Bonny replied........
Banana
laugh. You make me want to go buy a monkey & feed it a banana which....Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
monkey business
...would probably do a monkey business and make me in all a bad mood...
amazed
...and all. Wom said "I'm amazed....flabbergasted. I think I'll get my shovel and go dig a hole and bury myself. Should I do that ??" Bonny, feeling guilty, is about to........Quote:
Originally Posted by sana
Loaf of bread
bake a delicious loaf of bread for the Wombat with lots of macadamian nuts in it but...
pail
...but then a small ugly boy, probably one of Wom's monkey breeds :p:p came and dropped a pail of water of the loaf of braed, and then replied, " Whoops, sorry I thought is was clay.." :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
slapped
Sana
Bonny was so upset because she had gone to a lot of trouble baking the loaf of bed. Still fuming from the incident Bonny slapped the offending monkey on the back of the head and shouted..Quote:
...but then a small ugly boy, probably one of Wom's monkey breeds came and dropped a pail of water of the loaf of braed, and then replied, " Whoops, sorry I thought is was clay.."
french toast
your french toast bud. I'll make you a banana split & ....Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
skedaddle
skedaddle over to the nearest bookstore where I can browse to my heart's content. If you're very good, I just might bring you back something enlightening to read, to expand your mind. Of course, it could turn out to be nothing more than . . . . .Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
canasta
.....the smallest book in the world "Pakistans Cricket Wins over Australia".Quote:
Originally Posted by Grace
In the meantime we should all sit down and play canasta while Bonny slaves in the kitchen making us some more bread. "What kind of bread will the midget make for us this time ?" Said Kokopup as he............
crocus
looked at pictures sent from home of all the crocus blooming everywhere. Just when he was ready for some of Bonny's bread an alarming noise came from the direction of Wom squatting in ...Quote:
.....the smallest book in the world "Pakistans Cricket Wins over Australia".
In the meantime we should all sit down and play canasta while Bonny slaves in the kitchen making us some more bread. "What kind of bread will the midget make for us this time ?" Said Kokopup as he............
lab rats
Very funny Wom! :p:p:rolleyes: this book would have been written by an Australian, just saying, it was Pakistan's luck, read the one, the other people write, detailed and all true :p:p:DQuote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
..the science lab trying to act as Einstein and do some experiments, but, these were on poor lab rats.. :( kokopup went over and hit him hard on the head with a newspaper rolled up, saying "You ain't gonna get any of Bonny's hand made bread loaf! :mad:"Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
ashamed
......."Never mind" said Wom "I don't want Bonny's crumbly old stale bread anyway, I'd be ashamed to eat it".Quote:
Originally Posted by sana
"I think I'll go to the Aussie BBQ instead, we are having roasted lab rats on skewers, and a jug of 'Bills Best Alabaman Smell of Gasoline Moonshine' from his very own still....all in honour of our cricket win over the Pakistani's."
"Would you all like to join me ???" Wom said.
Torture
Join you - are you out of your mind? That menu is enough to torture my taste buds for years to come.Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
How about we sit on that glider under the willow tree and talk about days gone by - whilst sipping on a nice glass of bubbly?
stars
Good idea, lets sit & count the stars in the sky & everyone can have a fresh piece of the macadamia nut bread. Oh, look theirQuote:
Originally Posted by Grace
comet