......."Never mind" said Wom "I don't want Bonny's crumbly old stale bread anyway, I'd be ashamed to eat it".
"I think I'll go to the Aussie BBQ instead, we are having roasted lab rats on skewers, and a jug of 'Bills Best Alabaman Smell of Gasoline Moonshine' from his very own still....all in honour of our cricket win over the Pakistani's."
"Would you all like to join me ???" Wom said.
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