Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
......all of a sudden, a mad lady wandered out of the forest, dressed in rainboots, old grubby overalls and a funny tophat. "You haven't seen my unicorn have you ??" She said. Sana instantly recognised the lady as Bonny. "Bonny !!! What is that on your boots ??" Sana said. "What on earth have you been stepping in ??" Bonny searched for her boot scraper in her hat and............

Cow pie
said my my I must of stepped in a stinky cow pie climbing over that barbed wire fence where I tore the leg out of my old grubby overalls & cut my leg on the rusty barbs......

tetanus shot