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starts imagining that he is a character in the Game Dungeons and Dragons.. In a loud voice, Wom Says "I am The Dungeon Master here so everyone had better...Quote:
Wom screams "I WANT BOSTON CREAM PIE!". Bonny says, "Wom...you are sea sick!" Wom starts rambling on and on about the Boston Tea Party. He remembers being there and they were serving Boston Cream Pie. Bill and Elyse throw some water on Wom and he suddenly...
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lower the flag
In a loud voice, Wom says, "I am the Dungeon Master here, so everyone better listen up! I don't know who turned the flag upside down when Bonny fell off the Jet Ski, but she is safe now. Please lower the flag and turn it right side up. When that is done..."
Dungeons and Dragons
Didn't we just have dungeons & dragons?Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
....we are going to play another game of of Dungeons and Dragons and this time I am the Dungeon Master. Bill said to Wom, "Have you noticed how weird Elyse has been since she came out of that corner". Wom replied, "Yes and now it looks like she thinks she can come in here and run this....Quote:
In a loud voice, Wom says, "I am the Dungeon Master here, so everyone better listen up! I don't know who turned the flag upside down when Bonny fell off the Jet Ski, but she is safe now. Please lower the flag and turn it right side up. When that is done..."
water logged
Bill said to Wom, "Have you noticed how weird Elyse has been since she came out of that corner". Wom replied, "Yes and now it looks like she thinks she can come in here and run this story straight into the ground. Her brain must be water logged. Send her back in the corner right away!" Wom sees Elyse and points to the corner. Elyse slips back to her spot, muttering to herself about having been unclear about reusing "dungeons and dragons" instead of selecting another word.
desert
All of a sudden Wom wakes up startled from a deep, deep sleep as he hears a loud knock on the door. He opens the door and for as long and far as he can see it is nothing but desert.Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Hopalong Cassidy
Sand, sand, nothing but sand in every direction. Wom wonders what on earth he is going to do - 'How will I get out of this predicament" he wonders. Suddenly, off in the distance there is a sound, then a sighting of two men running in his direction. Then they are there - directly in front of him. They ask if he wants to be rescued or sit and fry.Quote:
Originally Posted by happylabs
He, of course, chooses to be rescued. They drop him off at the nearest watering hole. As they leave, he asks their names - the first says "I am Alan - The Horse - Ameche" from Wisconsin; the second says "I am Howard - Hopalong - Cassady" from Ohio State.
Are you ready for some football . . . . .
point after
As Wom walks into the Point After Pub and Grill, who does he see but Bonny, Bill and Elyse. They invite Wom over to their table for ostrich burgers and cactus fries. Wom is so relieved to see his friends that he...Quote:
Originally Posted by Grace
North Pole
so relieved to see his friends that he...
Went over to the counter took all the wine bottles and tossed them into the air and all of them. EVEN THE ONES FROM THE NORTH POLE crashed to the earth breaking into several pieces and...
kicked out :p:p:p
was kicked back out :p:p:p into the desert where he wondered 40 days & 40 nights until ....Quote:
Originally Posted by sana
Santa Claus
...he saw, way off in the distance mounds and mounds of snow. He looked up and what did he see but Santa Claus flying over head in his sleigh with his 8 tiny reindeer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Mardi Gras
"Well I'll be a koalas backside !!! There's a red man in a sleigh pulled by 8 midget reindeer. I must be seeing things. I've been in the desert too long. I'm going crazy." Wom dances around in a circle, cackling hysterically in his madness. "I'm going to the Mardi Gras. I'm going to the Mardi Gras" he sings.Quote:
Originally Posted by happylabs
All of a sudden he stops. There in the distance is an ambulance approaching, driven by Gretchen. She screeches to a halt next to Wom, and out jumps Elyse with a straight jacket and...............
Sprinter
there is Helen with a leash tied to the back of the straight jacket. Quick , Wom says Helen, get into my Mercedes Benz Sprinter, we have to get Elyse out of this straight jacket! As Wom gets into the Sprinter he sees Bill and Bonny in the back. Also sitting there is Santa Claus and Hopalong Cassidy. Wom says...Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Easter Bunny
Also sitting there is Santa Claus and Hopalong Cassidy. Wom says, "Elyse has a straight jacket on because she thought she was the Easter Bunny. She won't walk, she will only hop and she keeps doing the bunny hop."
All of a sudden, the back doors of the ambulance open and Dr. McDreamy jumps out. He throws a bucket of cold water over Elyse. She stops hopping and says, "Dr. McDreamy, I'm so sorry you've seen me like this." McDreamy says, "Take the jacket off, she'll be fine." Elyse smiles and says, "Oh, thank you, doctor." McDreamy removes the straight jacket.
jelly beans
Now Elyse wakes up from a dream and she, Wom, Bill, Helen and Karen are all dressed as Easter rabbits. Wom has a basket overflowing with jelly beans. Elyse's basket is filled with peanut butter eggs. For some reason Bill and Karen's baskets are empty.Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Hugh Hefner