Dearest Fifi, what a beautiful lady you are, an absolutely darling Degu! You are so pretty with that brown-black fur and those cute little hands and that sweet face with the long whiskers and lovely big dark eyes. You have the most delightful personality, too! You're cute and pretty, and you very much enjoy running and jumping. You're active for three to four hours and then sleep 20-30 minutes at a time. You're friendly, curious, and fast. You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. You have a lot of fun together! What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Fifi, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats (but not many treats!).
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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