Dearest Steve, you are utterly adorable! What a beautiful Iguana you are, so pretty climbing up out of that basket. And you have such a delightful story to tell. You were the perfect gift from your dear Dad to your dear Mom when they got together two years ago, so you really mean a lot to them both! You're very adventurous, and you make them smile with your antics. You like to climb into baskets or boxes and perch on the edge, just like the wild iguana seen on nature shows perching like that on rocks or branches. You're a great pet for your Mom and Dad, who love to watch you explore your environment during your "out of cage" time for some exercise and fun. You and they know that mental enrichment is as important as proper nutrition! You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Steve, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Mom and Dad and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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