Play The Wrong Game Part 4

**wombat2u2004** · 11-04-2010, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by cassiesmom

So the angels can use it for putting practice.

Why do golfers wear shoes with spikes on the soles?

So that the public can differentiate between golfers and gophers.

Why don't crocodiles eat their vegetables ??

**Bonny** · 11-05-2010, 06:42 AM

Originally Posted by wombat2u2004

So that the public can differentiate between golfers and gophers.

Why don't crocodiles eat their vegetables ??

because its a crock & their mothers told them to.

Why do horses have socks?

**wombat2u2004** · 11-05-2010, 09:32 AM

Originally Posted by Bonny

because its a crock & their mothers told them to.

Why do horses have socks?

So that they can fit comfortably into their horseshoes.

Why do I have to leave right now to pick up my intoxicated daughter ????

**Bonny** · 11-05-2010, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by wombat2u2004

So that they can fit comfortably into their horseshoes.

Why do I have to leave right now to pick up my intoxicated daughter ????

because it is your responsibility you are her good father. (really sorry)

and it is safer for her not to drive.

Why do our cows & calfs keep bellowing?

**cassiesmom** · 11-08-2010, 03:59 PM

Because they like to sing!

Why do the days get shorter part of the year?

**Bonny** · 11-08-2010, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by cassiesmom

Because they like to sing!

Why do the days get shorter part of the year?

because the good old sun has decided to move south of the equator for the winter leaving us here to wonder around in the darkness.

Why is the moon made out of cheese?

**wombat2u2004** · 11-09-2010, 04:19 AM

Originally Posted by Bonny

because the good old sun has decided to move south of the equator for the winter leaving us here to wonder around in the darkness.

Why is the moon made out of cheese?

So that the NasaRats can chew at it when they want.

Why are dogs bigger than cats ????