Roseanne Barr had a standup routine that I cannot remember exactly how it went. But the basic premise was about being a mom and yelling at your kids.Originally Posted by smokey the elder
Diamond's last name is Getoffthetable.
To paraphrase her routine?
It started with her telling her kids "Don't drink the milk out of the carton"
After so many warnings it was truncated to "Don't drink the milk....."
A few more times shortened it to, "Don't drink......"
Then it finally was reduced to......."Beh!"
Would you let us know when it gets to, "Diamond.....ah!"
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