Diamond's last name is Getoffthetable.![]()
Diamond's last name is Getoffthetable.![]()
I've been finally defrosted by cassiesmom!
"Not my circus, not my monkeys!"-Polish proverb
Roseanne Barr had a standup routine that I cannot remember exactly how it went. But the basic premise was about being a mom and yelling at your kids.
To paraphrase her routine?
It started with her telling her kids "Don't drink the milk out of the carton"
After so many warnings it was truncated to "Don't drink the milk....."
A few more times shortened it to, "Don't drink......"
Then it finally was reduced to......."Beh!"
Would you let us know when it gets to, "Diamond.....ah!"![]()
Last edited by RICHARD; 08-14-2009 at 05:23 PM.
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