It's Bacon!

**Cinder & Smoke** · 07-26-2008, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by anna_66

I was getting ready to fix some bacon this morning ...

... when I turned back he had the whole pound of bacon hanging out of his mouth!

What could I do at that point?
... went out and bought some more.

Otta remind him the Two Second Rule doesn't apply till the stuff hits the FLOOR!

"What to do?"
Fight for it, wash it off, and get it into the pan before he grabs it again!

I get nerbus when I'm choppin something up and notice the two Vultures lurking under my elbow.
They're waiting for the errant piece to jump off the cutting board and bounce off the counter.
I think twice about trying to *catch* a falling piece when I hear the two sets of
TEETH make an *air SNAP* or two as they attempt to field the flying morsel.

It's always *phunn* to have "help" in the kitchen!

**lizbud** · 07-26-2008, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by Cinder & Smoke

Otta remind him the Two Second Rule doesn't apply till the stuff hits the FLOOR!

"What to do?"
Fight for it, wash it off, and get it into the pan before he grabs it again!

Honestly, I would have seriously considered that.

**elizabethann** · 07-26-2008, 02:36 PM

Oh I hope Bon doesn't get a tummy ache. What a silly guy!

**Daisy and Delilah** · 07-26-2008, 02:49 PM

Oh No Bon!!! What a silly boy!! Tell Mom you had just heard so much on tv about bacon from those Beggin Strip commercials, you had to investigate. Jackpot!!!

**K9karen** · 07-26-2008, 08:19 PM

So? Did ya learn your lesson, Anna? Never turn your back on a big, tall boy, who can reach the counter, when there's BACON smellin' up the room!

If the bacon was already nice and crispy, howwever, I would have snuck around you and snatched it all off the table!

*Gimme 5 Bon!*

(I wudda run out and bought another pound too!)

**4 Dog Mother** · 07-26-2008, 08:23 PM

Oh, Bon Boy, you ate all the bacon by yourself? And didn't give mom and dad any? That wasn't very nice big boy! I am sure Mark appreciated you going to get more for him too!