Your favorite sayings?

[RICHARD]

"Bob's your uncle."
"Just click here and then click there and voila, Bob's your uncle!"

There I am watching a program on jet fighters on the Military Channel....the closing credits are flashing on the screen and one of them is..

"Bob's you Uncle."

I am not going to google this....I am afraid.


Medusa,

It's a combo of sayings and smart arse remarks....

The kind of stuff that makes you laugh, think and smile.

[Andie]

At Work Sayings:

"Bad Words!"
"So many bad words, not enough time to say 'em"
(Said when I want to cuss)

"I can help someone, I don't bite...hard...often."

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"If you can't be good, be d**n bad." - one of Grandma's fav. sayings to us grandkids.

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"Just to annoy you. Worked didn't it?" - My response to my mother's question of why I did (Blank).

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"Thanks. I knew I kept you around for something other than lookin' pretty."

My weird way of saying thank you when someone does something for me.

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"I left my soul on the couch with the dog."

My and my best friend Kasey's way we don't feel like being wherever we are. Mainly used while at school.

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"Arguing with me and winning is like trying to get the cat to bark. It ain't gonna happen and if it does; be afraid."

[Freedom]

The kind of stuff that makes you laugh, think and smile.

"Only when the winds of adversity blow, can you tell if a tree or a person has steadfastness and courage." - JFK

"Well, you can't learn any younger!" - my Dad, whenever one of us says we don't know how to do something.

"There are a LOT of unemployed comics around, maybe you better give it a break." - also Dad, when one of us is giving a "wise" answer.

[AbbyMom]

About him: "He's one can short of a six-pack."

About her: "She's one decimal point short of an orbit."