Our PT joke thread

[CathyBogart]

Michael Vick's jury has been chosen...

[Karen]

Oh, gosh - I LOVE that cartoon!

[trayi52]

I love all the jokes, and the cartoon!!!!!!!!!!!

Willie

[Ginger's Mom]

Michael Vick's jury has been chosen...

Hahaha, cute.

[jackie]

Far side comics!

[Catty1]

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!'

2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'

3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'

4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

5. 'You know, in Arkansas, we're legally married.'

6. 'Any sign of the hostages, Chief?'

7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'

8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'

9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!'

10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'

11. 'You were an executive at Enron, weren't you?'

12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'

AND THE BEST ONE OF ALL..

13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'

[mon]

Michael Vick's jury has been chosen...

There is nothing remotely funny about Michael Vick, period. Nothing, zero and.... I have an excellent sense of humour. If someone is capable of what he is allegedly accused of, dude needs years of physiological help. And, that will never undo what he did. Sick ****.

[RICHARD]

Well,
How do you make a venetian blind?


Poke his eyes out.