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    Getting what you deserve

    I thought this was funny, but decided to post it here in case it offends someone.

    Dog Gives Flasher His Come-Uppance
    Fri Aug 1, 8:25 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters

    ZAGREB (Reuters) - A drunken Croat flasher got more excitement than he bargained for when he pushed his penis through a woman's fence and her dog bit it, local newspapers said on Friday.

    The visibly drunk man was walking down the street and started swearing and shouting at the woman for no reason. He then shoved his penis through her fence, unaware her dog was on the other side, police said.

    The bitten man himself reported the incident to the police.

    The 36-year-old was taken to hospital with light injuries but later sent home. He will be charged with "insulting the moral feelings of citizens" and "violation of public order."

    He may think twice next time. lol


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    dog bites dog, eh??
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    Together we stand
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    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    maybe he will be acquitted due to "lack of evidence"...


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    Originally posted by bnormal
    maybe he will be acquitted due to "lack of evidence"...

    ROTFLMAO!

    What kind of dog was it that bit him? A weenie dog?

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    Good one Micki76! Let's keep it rolling!


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    Originally posted by micki76
    ROTFLMAO!

    What kind of dog was it that bit him? A weenie dog?
    LOL!! Good one!

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    I have heard the expression, "going to the dogs"...but not, "giving it to the dogs"...

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    Maybe that is the new way for "Doggie Style"???

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    LMAO!!!!!

    Kai [Sheltie], Kaedyn [Sheltie], Keeva [Malinois], Kwik [Malinois]

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    Originally posted by Cataholic
    Maybe that is the new way for "Doggie Style"???
    Eeewww!!

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    Did the dog bite it or bite it off???????

    You guys are too funny!

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    I guess now when he goes to the movies he can show his "stub"

    Oh he wishes he had Oscar Meyer's weiner....cause he aint't got one of his own!!
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    Maybe he was "giving the dog a bone"...


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    LMAO!!! You guys... !! You are all too cute.
    I've been BOO'd!

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