random things

[midget gem]

Ok,
I'm a little bored on my pc right now , and wondered whether any of you have a random story or something, about pets or otherwise, something to make me less bored. Any takers?? Anything is better than maths. Hehehe.

[moosmom]

Midgetgem,

I can DEFINITELY related to your boredom! I'm unemployed (temporarily) and going out of my mind!! I can't go anywhere cuz I have no money to do anything and don't want to waste the only gas I have in my car unless I get a job. Believe me girl, I feel your pain! And you can only watch SO MUCH television. UGH!!!!

Stories?? Let me think...well, years ago in my drinking days, I went out with the girls. It was 2 a.m. and we were all pretty "embalmed". When we got to my apartment, I realized I locked myself out (I didn't need my keys because one of my friends was driving). I climbed up onto the overhang of the front door to try and climb into my bedroom window. That was locked too. We ended up having to call the fire department because I couldn't get down. Talk about embarassing!!! But I did meet a bunch of cute, hunky firemen!!

While I'm on a roll...(again, this was years ago), I had split up with my fiance' (he cheated on me) and moved out of the house (it was his house). What's the saying about a scorned woman??? Anyway, the stupid oaf left the spare key to the house in the same spot he always did. He was out of town so I snuck in, put itching powder in his underwear drawer, poked holes in all his condoms and raided his refrigerator.

[midget gem]

He was out of town so I snuck in, put itching powder in his underwear drawer, poked holes in all his condoms and raided his refrigerator.

Go you!!

[moosmom]

I was such a wild woman in those days. I've mellowed alot lately though.

[dogzr#1]

I have some scary stories to tell you, if you want to hear them. My brother is in some class and yesterday they were talking about the scariest things that happened to them. Here are a few he told me.

This girl has a big sister who is schizophrenic(sp?). Well the little sister(lets call her Ann so the story makes more sense instead of saying 'big sister and "little sister'') sometimes had to take care of her big sister (lets call her kim). Well ann was afraid to be in the same room as kim but one time ann had to take care of her. so she was sitting on the same bed as kim talking normally. then kim started wispering to herself then all of a sudden she turned around and started choking ann. ann couldn't scream because she was being choked. then kim let go and wispered to herself some more, then continued the conversation as if nothing ever happened.

There was this boy who went on vacation with his family. they went to the pacific ocean (i think that was what he said) well anyway, it was him, his little brother and grandma. they were playing out in the water and were snorkling. the water was kinda murky but they continued anyway. they stayed underwater for a little while but then when they came up they saw that the rip current had taken them a mile out to sea. they tried to swim toward shore but they kept going farther and farther out to sea. then they came up near an island that had sea lions and they knew that great white sharks had to be around somewhere. so they were getting really scared. they tried to get back to shore before a shark spotted them. luckily a coast guard spotted them and was able to bring them back to shore before they got hurt.

those were the two stories he told me. i know, odd, but they surely entertained me.

[midget gem]

i know, odd, but they surely entertained me.

And me!!! Wow, those people have exciting lives!

[Miss Z]

This girl has a big sister who is schizophrenic(sp?). Well the little sister(lets call her Ann so the story makes more sense instead of saying 'big sister and "little sister'') sometimes had to take care of her big sister (lets call her kim). Well ann was afraid to be in the same room as kim but one time ann had to take care of her. so she was sitting on the same bed as kim talking normally. then kim started wispering to herself then all of a sudden she turned around and started choking ann. ann couldn't scream because she was being choked. then kim let go and wispered to herself some more, then continued the conversation as if nothing ever happened.

Apparently that's fairly normal in schizophrenics. My mum has a friend whose sister is schizophrenic, and the two sisters were preparing dinner together, when suddenly the schizophrenic sister pinned her sister against the wall and threatened to stab her with a breadknife! Before she could say anything, the sister seemed to forget what she was doing, turned around, and went back to chopping carrots! Amazing story though

[Miss Z]

He was out of town so I snuck in, put itching powder in his underwear drawer, poked holes in all his condoms and raided his refrigerator.

Oh Donna, that is pure EVIL!!!! But brilliant!