Mew Mew PT,

I have a complaint about my Meowmie. First she calls me silly things like Bootsie-Wootsie. I can accept that, I could even live with "Buddha Belly", but now she has decided that my full name is Boots the Brat!

Does this look like a bratty face to you?

Can I help it if I'm a curious boy and I have to check out everything? Is is my fault Ivy is always in my way and I have to give her a whack or two?

I swear if she tells me "BOOTSIE quit that" one more time today, I'm gonna have to break something!

Look at how nice I am, I even snuggle with her. How can she call me such mean things. I am not a BRAT!! I'm just easily bored!

Purrs
Boots