A plea for sympathy....

[catnapper]

Hi PT folks. I am here begging for sympathy and understanding, perhaps someone can do something to take care of a situation for me. You see, meowmie's got back that little black brat with the fluffy tail. She cries allll day long (the brat, not meowmie). So meowmie being the big pushover she is, lets her out of the cage to play in MY bedroom. Well, thats just not right, and I attempted to hide inside the cabinet where meowmie keeps all the bath towels. My hidey hole was discovered this evening when meowmie did laundry (drat! This was too good to be true!) and then the little fluffy tailed brat wanted to PLAY with me!



So please, PLEASE help me here! Will someone help us figure out how to keep the fluffy tailed brat quiet and happy in her cage? Meowmie doesn't want to let her out because she gets grand ideas of jumping and leaping and running around like that fluffy tail is on fire! Meowmie TRIES to give her a warm bed, lots of food and water. She put the cage in the window so the brat coud watch the world go by. She closes the bedroom door so the brat doesn't think she's missing exciting things in the rest of the house... and still she cries to be left out. Anyone have any ideas? If not, just give ME sympathy and tell me how cute I am with my green cast
Purrs,
Pouncer

[Soapets]

Aww, Pouncer! That just is NOT fair at all! YOU are the KING of your house, so just remember that and don't let the little black fuzzy tailed "brat" get to you! You are the most HANDSOME kitty there, and that green cast on your foot should get you LOTS and LOTS of treats and scritchies and head bumpies and belly rubs! Before you know it, the little black fuzzy tailed "brat" will be bowing down to you and calling you "Your Royal Highness"! Just whop him upside the head a few times when he comes near. That should do the trick! (I know, because that's what I've had to do to the two new "brats" in my house---put them in their place a time or two!)

Angel

[kilbarchancats]

hiya pouncer, this is max speaking.

I know what you mean, you should have to try to put up with Candy and (especially tom) they are pains in the kitty buttttt!!!!!!!!

Seems though that meowmie is rather fond of them........


think you'll have to put up with the situation, big guy. You can shout out to me at any time to complain _ I know EX-CAT-LY what you're going through.



PS



shhhhhhhhhhh, but don't tell meowmie, candy or tom, but they are really quite cool, I only pretend to be cross most of the time,

yours in furrrrrrriendship, max the cat boyxxxxxxx

[jenluckenbach]

Oh Pouncer, you look so sad in that cast. (but I must say, you resemble your mom Bonnie).

I have pity on you, but you should have a little pity on Angel too. She's been cooped up a lot longer than you have.

[catmandu]

This is Pouncer Angel.
Little Pouncer,your Meeowmie wants you to get well,and you have to rest your paw.
Be patient,and soon you will be your old self again.
And Kittens need love andundestanding,as she will be a Good Cat Friend one day.
Patience Little Pouncer!!

[kimlovescats]

Poor sweet Pouncer ... the things you have to deal with. I think the little "brat" just wants to come out and be with her big brother Pouncer ... afterall, she LOVES you!

Kissies to you on your little green leg, sweet boy!

Kim

[momcat]

Hi Pouncer! How's that leg coming along? The green cast sure looks great on you, a real fashion statement. Being an only kitty, I'm afraid I can't offer any advice but you DO have my sympathy! That fluffy tailed brat does present a problem to you. The teasing, the harassment, and worst of all ruining YOUR secret hidey place. We can take him to Cat Court on charges of tresspassing on your turf, being a kitty nuisance, and kitty delinquency. Sounds harsh, I know. But the fluffy tailed brat needs to know and understand your limits and house rules. Let me know if there's anything more I can do.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose

[catmandu]

Pouncer this is Moose The Magnificent!
I like Scrappy 2,but she can be a pain in the neck.
I am hiding in the basement until she grows up.
I come up for meals when I know thats shes upstairs.
I know how you feel,and I have four good legs.

Your incognito Friend Moose.Theres space here Pouncer if you want to hide out!

[Edwina's Secretary]

That is a wonderful shade of green for you pouncer! Pink and green....how festive your house must be!